Crosby Cleared for Contact!

Does it count as contact that I got so excited I flailed right out of my chair?

Okay, calm down.  There’s no timetable for Sid’s return to the Penguins lineup.  And we may have seen that return once already, only to have it cruelly snatched from our dreams.  But, butbutbut, you have to start somewhere.  And that somewhere is not Nicky B’s parents’ house in Sweden where he’s probably snuggling in his #52 jersey eating those delicious Anna’s Cookies from IKEA.

From Pittsburgh Penguins website [link]: Penguins captain Sidney Crosby has been cleared for full contact, but there is not timetable for a possible return to the lineup. 

“I was cleared to do contact,” Crosby said. “We’ll see how that goes. There is no real timetable, but it’s a good step. Hopefully, I can keep the momentum and get out there soon.”

Crosby, who has been out of the lineup since Dec. 6 with concussion-like symptoms and a neck injury, has been symptom free for “a few days” and resumed contact practice with his teammates Tuesday afternoon. 

This might not mean Crosby plays this season, even in the playoffs.  Ask me if I care.  ASK ME!

F-ing-A right you are, my friend.

Mail Bag

There are 857 million things I love about doing this blog, but the stuff you send us definitely earns the #1 spot.  Happy Tuesday!

Michelle deployed her daughter into enemy territory on Sunday in DC to take a few photos of… who else?

I bet her daughter was sitting right next to me (and a few WUYS pals who shall remain nameless for their protection).

And Amanda (@amandalitty) went into the vault for one that nearly made me spit out my Cheerios.

Yes, with a ZEBRA.  You guys are fantastic. @MouthguardOG found me a treasure trove on Tumblr, that I’m waiting for permission to use.   This stuff is ALWAYS welcome.

Two Days

TWO DAYS, people!  James is ready. Are you?

Mikey Monday: Breakaway

The Washington Capitals are a terrible boyfriend.

Don't you look surprised.

They’re nice, with their charity events and their animal rescue calendars.  They’re funny too.  God knows they’re good-looking.  They have a ton of talent, potential and even money.  Your mom would love them. One day your phone is ringing off the hook.  Shutouts!  Power play goals!  Puck possession in the offensive zone (that sounds frisky)!  All sure signs the Capitals are falling for you.  But the next day, they evaporate.  Calls go right to voicemail.  Jerseys and hair products are missing.  You wait and search, but the Capitals have disappeared into thin air.  Just when you’re about to call the cops, an orange scooter whizzes by. You know it was wearing a scarf.

Busted.

Last night’s game was better than bad, but it wasn’t good.  Even luck won’t give the Caps the time of day.  They had double the Flyers’ shots at one point and some *very* near-misses, but it didn’t last.  It never does.  The OT win against the Islanders, thrilling as it was, was also a miracle. If you have to score 2 goals in the last 4 minutes to tie the game, you’re hanging by a thread.  Hell yes we’ll take the points!  But the Caps are a single 5:04 flurry of scoring (all against the NYI) from being shut out in 3 straight games.

I'm really, really sorry.

I am one Kelly Clarkson song away from breaking up with this s*&%.  Walk Away.  What doesn’t kill you makes you Stronger.  Never Again.  Already Gone.  Beautiful Disaster.

But the truth is, My Life Would Suck Without You.

One more chance?

Yes, you jerks.  I am still here.  And Rae and Josie and a lot of our friends who are probably too good for you.  We’re pretending not to wait by the phone while we ignore Intern Jeff Skinner’s advice on boys.

Tomorrow night is date night, don’t you dare stand us up.

And Tampa Bay on Thursday...

Saturday, 3/3 post-practice video interview [link].

PS: Sasha Fierce celebrated his birthday Saturday by trying to kiss Mike at practice.  Mike was not interested.  I’m so annoyed right now that I can’t even post them, though Mike is clearly thinking, “Nicky hasn’t been gone that long! What kind of girl do you think I am?” Photos are here [link].

Five Days

Coming to your TV, more of this face.  Less of this mustache.

Foxy Friday: John Tavares

True story: My first-ever NHL game was a NY Islanders game.  In 1990.

The year John Tavares was born.

Oh yes, it’s hilarious.

 

We love an over-achiever here at WUYS, so we’re naturally fond of John Tavares.  He was just 5 days too young to qualify for the 2008 Entry Draft (at 17), and the NHL would not change the rule.  The Maple Leafs tried to snap him up with an AHL contract, but the AHL declined too.  So John was selected first overall in the ’09 draft, followed by last week’s Foxy Friday Matt Duchene.

Tavares has 25 G/36 A this year.  His line with PA Parenteau and Matt Moulson has combined to provide 44% of Islanders offense this season (67/142 goals, 107/252 assists – that’s just 4 goals shy of the Giroux-Hartnell-Jagr line).  John won gold at the ’08 and ’09 World Junior Championships (MVP in ’09) and represented Canada in ’10 and ’11 at the Worlds.

At the 2012 All-Star Game, he played for Team Alfredsson wearing his usual #91.  I kept thinking he was Stamkos.  Bonus: draft video [link], because there’s something about watching an attractive guy get dressed.  It’s almost as pretty as this breakaway challenge goal:

We have one college friend who is a die-hard Islanders fan: he loves Tavares, and good thing.  John signed a 6-year, $33 million contract extension in September.  Chuck would like to point out that Tavares is half-Polish, and thus at the top of any list she will ever make.  I’m just going to go with this:

And this:

Do you see Tavares, Stamkos and a huge tub of ice cream?  Because that’s what I see.  I may be dreaming of three amazing things together in the same place at the same time.  Oh wait…

Keep the ice cream, I’m all set!

John has a lot of bromances friends, so it’s safe to assume we would like him too.  In fact, he might be campaigning for the WUYS Hall of Fame by being photographed with EVERY Fox Friday in history.

Gingeroux. Kane. Just leave us here to die.

More proof?  Here’s Tavares with Luke Schenn, Jordan Eberle, Henrik Lundqvist, Matt Duchene and even Intern Jeff Skinner.  Plus (for Gator) with John Carlson.

Black socks = no. White socks = yes.

John’s is in his third NHL season.  The Islanders have finished near the bottom of the Eastern Conference each time, and look to do the same this year.  The Isles need depth – they rank 27th in Goals For and Goals Against.   But if you’re rebuilding, Tavares and his linemates are the guys you want as foundation.  They have firepower to match (if not outscore) any top line in the League.

The Islanders (who have Spongebob on their homepage, I laugh every time!) play tomorrow at 1 PM against Boston.  Chuck, do you see a young Chris Drury in this?

Six Days

James Neal had a shootout goal last night against his former team.  That’s got to feel pretty good.  Especially since he hasn’t scored in 5 games and is a little stuck at the 30 goal mark.  (Hahaha, stuck. At a career-high 30 goals.)

Remember when he scored a shootout goal vs. Florida last March and christened the Nealmobile?  Yeah, it was a beauty.

James was all smiles talking about playing against Dallas after the morning skate [link], but really he was just thinking about this:

Well, s&*%.

Were you saying something?  Like Viktor Stalberg hurt his shoulder last night, went to the locker room, then came back?  That he’s not on the ice at practice this morning?  Sorry, I no longer listen to injury reports.  And I can’t hear you over the…

It sounds like bells.

Larger version of this photo, probably NSFW (unless you work at WUYS) – link.

The Blackhawks don’t have a game tonight, so maybe Stalberg’s just got the day off.  Lindsay dumped her whole wallet into a wishing well somewhere to be sure.  Since there’s nothing else to report, enjoy this.

ALL the Bubble Wrap!

Kris Letang took a hit to the head last night and left the Pens game in the first with an “upper body injury.”

Immediately, commentators began fighting.  Some say Letang put himself in a vulnerable position.  Others are calling for Eric Nystrom’s suspension.  EJ Hradek of NHL Network says:

ESPN’s (former Foxy Friday) John Buccigross disagrees:

By far the best was Milbury and Jeremy Roenick about to take off their earrings and start slapping each other.  (Props to Milbury – WHAT?!?!? I know. – for recommending Bylsma tell Pierre to “take off, eh?” for being a tool.)  See the video at Deadspin.com [link].

Disco Dan says Kris is “day-to-day” at this point.  After the non-committal injury descriptions in hockey, I think DTD is my favorite un-phrase.

As you know (because you counted the days till he was back), Letang missed nearly two months this season after suffering a concussion on November 26.  The hit earned Montreal’s Max Paccioretty a 3-game ban, even though the Pens cleared Letang and he returned to play.  Almost a week of continuing symptoms later, Kris was finally diagnosed with a concussion.

Gratuitous hair photo.

Since returning to the ice, Kris has been the same BAMF that earned him the most write-in votes of any NHL’er for the 2011 All-Star Game and a spot on that starting lineup.  He has 9G/22A on the year, and is credited with raising the game of his d-partner Paul Martin (who is not James Neal’s girlfriend).

Gratuitous perfection photo.

The NHL has not announced if Nystrom will have a hearing.  So what’s your verdict?  Shanabanned or no?  Maybe the NHL could introduce a new system of punishment here – using the fans.  If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, you should see how she reacts when you take away her Letang.

Love, Liam

Last night, for the Penguins/Stars game on NBC Sports, the fox-tastic Liam McHugh and his excellent ties were nowhere to be seen.  Quelle Horreur!  With so many of our favorites players out, don’t tell us Liam is too.  Don’t leave us here with Pierre.  So I asked.

And guess what?  Don’t worry!

I laughed for about an hour.  You, sir, are going to get yourself a Foxy Friday if you keep that up!

Seven Days

Your daily dose of James Neal, courtesy of Louise (@loulipops)!

James Neal & Jared Boll – Roommates [video].

These two were rommates back with the Plymouth Whalers (OHL) and clearly still lurrrrve each other.  There’s a moment in this video where Nealmobile scores in Dallas and hugs Sean Avery – NO GOD, GROSS! – but it turns out Mike Modano is on the other side.  DAY SAVED.

The Blue Jackets placed Boll on IR (Feb 21) due to a foot injury.  He’ll have plenty of time to watch NHL 36 in exactly:

The Denial Twist

I have been ignoring this, hoping it will go away.  No such luck.

Jonathan Toews will miss his 5th straight game today.  His “upper body” injury is believed to be related to a concussion [link], and rumor has it he hid the symptoms for a while.  I can believe that, because you know he’s pissed.

JT also had a minor one-car vs. pole accident on Thursday [link].  He was uninjured and refused medical treatment.  No one seems to have asked or said what caused the crash, so I’m going to assume he didn’t pass out behind the wheel due to concussion.  Tazer probably got distracted by his own perfect face in the rear-view mirror and drove into the pole.  That could happen to anyone (who’s looking at him).

We said "squats" not "socks." But there is your proof.

The Hawks have lost 3 in a row, scoring only 2 goals in that stretch.  Currently 7th in the West, they could move over idle San Jose with a win tonight at home vs. the Maple Leafs.  Toronto has dropped their last 5 games to end a terrible February (4-9-0).  This could be the break the Hawks need to get back on track – with 18 games left in the regular season, there’s no time to waste!

Seabs doesn't understand why he can't hug the Swedes, he has the hair!

Get well, Jon.  I cannot bear another of my favorite players being out with a head injury, unless you, Sid and Nicky are going to come over and make Funfetti cupcakes during the playoffs.  Saying The Hawks need Jon is like says ‘water is wet’ or ‘Coke over Pepsi.’  How can you not love a guy that goes from this:

To this:

To this without even trying?

Toews on a Plane. (I laughed, I'm so stupid.)

Eight Days

James, on his way to the WUYS office to watch the NHL36 premiere.

He might want to bring the barricade too.  Just in case.

Had a Bad Day

Yesterday’s NHL Trade Deadline was a snore.  I thought Twitter might melt from all the ennui and complaints, or Alyonka Larianov’s increasingly desperate attempts to hold our interest.  Here’s how things shook out [link].

John Scott was “shocked” to be traded to the Rangers, and was in the middle of doing laundry when the call came.  Bonus points for Foxy Fridays Matt Duchene and Gabriel Landeskog, who led the Avalanche love-fest for players both coming and going by Tweeting their teammates hello and goodbye simultaneously.  Brian Rolston goes back to Boston, where he played 4+ seasons.  The winners are anyone leaving the Islanders or Jets, and anyone going to the Canucks.  The abstainer was The Washington Capitals.  The loser?  Rick Nash.  Let’s discuss.

The Washington Capitals made zero trades, surprising a lot of people.  This seems to say that GMGM either 1) thinks the team is fine the way it is or 2) has given up on this season.  In my opinion, it’s more likely that no one was buying at his prices.  The Caps chemistry is flawed and inconsistent, but it doesn’t need to be burned to the ground.  GMGM showed continued/expensive faith in stars and fragile pandas (Sasha Fierce, Mike Green).

Misplaced faith?  Ask me in six weeks when the Caps don’t make the playoffs.  But what they had to sell (Knuble, Hamrlik) really only matches the Rolston/Mottau deal, and that was for prospects.  The Caps need players who can deliver immediately.  To get those guys, GMGM would have had to give up some of the few things that are actually working for the Caps.  I don’t want Laich, Chimera, Perreault or anyone else moving when they seem to be the only hopes left for March and April.

Then there’s poor Rick Nash.   Chuck and I are biased because we love his smiley lumberjack ways.  Also because he’s incredibly talented and seems like a genuinely nice guy.  But he’s no fool.  All Nash has to show for 9 seasons with the Blue Jackets is one trip to the playoffs, swept by the Red Wings.  The only place this captain is going is down with his ship – so he finally wanted off.

Columbus GM Scott Howson revealed yesterday that Nash asked to be traded [link].  This refuted talk the Jackets were shopping him of their own accord, and came as the clock ticked down on the biggest fish in the trade pond still trying to bite a hook.  But no team would put out enough bait.  Howson defended his astronomical asking price by pointing out he is neither required nor compelled to trade Nash just because he asked nicely.

How many of these are left in Columbus?

Now, I’m mad.  Howson threw Nash under the bus.  “Think you’re miserable now?  See how it feels when I turn the fans against you!” (Obviously not a real Howson quote.)  If Rick can’t get out of Columbus this summer, my heart will break.  He wanted to anchor that team and be the franchise guy that built a winning club.  Columbus has not delivered.  The Jackets are talking about “rebuilding” – rebuilding what?!  You have one Nash-shaped support beam and no house!  You never did.

In truth, the Jackets can’t afford to sell Nash unless they immediately start winning in return.  Rick’s price tag is something between a ransom and a bounty.  He’s all they have right now, after supposed big moves like Jeff Carter are quickly forgotten.  Columbus ranks 26th overall in NHL attendance, due in part to being so close to other teams (Pittsburgh fans call match-ups in Columbus “home games.”).  Nash is putting bodies in seats on nights when no one else can.  Without him….

I also feel for the Jackets’ fans; of course they don’t want to lose their one bright spot.  These fans, all the more precious for being in an expansion market, have stuck with the team like Nash has.  I hope they understand the position he’s in.  They can still get solid players in a Nash trade.  Come summer, teams struggling to make the playoffs now will have time to figure out what a fresh start with Nash is worth.  After what will be the Jackets’ 11th rough season in a row, it’s certainly worth a try.

Nine Days

On a scale of one to this picture, how excited are you?

Mikey Monday: Cautious Optimism

The Caps won.  Twice!  It’s sad how exciting this is, but we are taking what we can get.  The last time they had back-to-back wins, no one had even heard of Tebowing and everyone in New England still liked Gisele.

Kitty POUNCE!

Even better: I got to see Mike play Friday night, for the first time since October 22!  This long-distance relationship was really bumming me out.  The Habs fans next to us at the pre-game skate were trying to translate “headgehog” on their phones and wondering what the crap Gator and I were laughing at.  Mike’s hair really is astounding.

From washingtoncapitals.tumblr.com (thanks @CheskiDC)

It’s lovely to see him out there quarterbacking the power play – especially the moments he’s sharing the blue like with Brooks.  We squee.  And Mike must feel pretty good if he’s hitting guys like this…

Mike’s logging 20-ish minutes a game.  Good thing, because if whatever’s going to happen for the Caps doesn’t happen now, it won’t be happening at all.  He says he’s a “little bit tired” but almost 100% [video].  Don’t be modest, Fidget.

Capitals vs. Islanders tomorrow night.  Tickets are $20 (seriously), so Gator and I will be seeing that face again.  Or was it this face?

Yeah, that hurts.

Side note: Via Twitter, John Carlson spent yesterday reading The Hunger Games.  If someone wings a copy of Catching Fire over the glass with a phone number scrawled on the cover… well, let’s hope he calls Gator.

Ten Days

Melissa (@melfior829) had a lovely idea – Countdown to James Neal’s NHL36.  Maybe one picture a day?  I think we can do that.

Ask me if I care that he confuses his personal pronouns.

As of right now…

Can I actually wear this and get away with it?  I’m serious.

At: skreened.com/refusehockey/real-deal-neal

Saturday SWAG

Good thing I can see the TV from where I have collapsed to the floor.

(Love to @jfrancesw, as always.)

From: Pants, Re: Your Pants

Nicky B and iCarly hosted a hockey school yesterday.  First John goes on vacation with Mike, now this? [video]  It’s like an all-out offensive being launched against me and Gator.

It’s great to see Backstrom doing anything these days.  We have not heard that he’s skating or even working out, though he looks energetic here.  Apparently iCarly’s dorky high-five doesn’t count as contact.

As happy as this makes us… Nicklas, we need to talk about your pants.  John’s are excellent color and fit, plus “distressed” or “vintage” if you must.  But yours… is that stonewash?  With black shoes?

They could almost be skinny jeans – I’m not really even sure how you got them on over those legs.  If they’re borrowed from Ovi, you should give them right back.  Unless you’re trying to make that girl in the head-to-toe shamrock romper feel better about what she wore to work.

There are certain things we’re willing to put aside for the love of hockey – Mike’s problem with ‘your’ vs. ‘you’re’ and James Neal’s personal pronoun confusion.  But these jeans and that camouflage Under Armor on Matt Duchene are close to the line.  You’re so perfect and European but even we have limits.

Regardless, we love you.  Come back soon.  Wear hockey pants, they look weird on everyone.

$30 mill, 6 years = NHL36

I was in the middle of doing something, I swear.  Then this Tweet appeared:

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.  Flatline.

NHL 36: James Neal will air Wednesday, March 7, at 6:30 p.m., Eastern, on NBC Sports Network. Later that evening, NBC Sports Network will air the Penguins’ home game against the Toronto Maple Leafs at 7:30 p.m. ET. [link]

Potential Pants Meltdown Bonus – The cameras start following Nealmobile today, prepping for tomorrow’s game vs. Tampa Bay.  STAMKOS.  If their bromance has even one moment of airtime, you can all bring Jell-O molds to my funeral.