Were you saying something? Like Viktor Stalberg hurt his shoulder last night, went to the locker room, then came back? That he’s not on the ice at practice this morning? Sorry, I no longer listen to injury reports. And I can’t hear you over the…
It sounds like bells.
Larger version of this photo, probably NSFW (unless you work at WUYS) – link.
The Blackhawks don’t have a game tonight, so maybe Stalberg’s just got the day off. Lindsay dumped her whole wallet into a wishing well somewhere to be sure. Since there’s nothing else to report, enjoy this.
Tags: Chicago Blackhawks, Viktor Stalberg
Between this, Lepretty AND Toews being out, I don’t have enough anxiety medication to handle today.
It was bad enough when Stalberg got cut on the neck and a beat reporter described it as: “Plenty of blood on Stalberg’s jersey around the neck. Looks like a vampire who just had a field day. Leaving #Blackhawks bench for stitches.” GROSS.
I guess there’s nothing else to say but get well soon, Viktor. Someone as pretty as you belongs on the ice.
Internal monologue: Do not make “If I were going to bite him…” joke. Don’t do it.
Do it.
Do it now.
Also – speaking of s&*%, I just saw this link tweeted by NHL on NBC… SO upsetting: http://t.co/ZWYdMFxE
I think they’ll be careful now. Obviously I want him back yesterday, but after what continues to go on with Crosby, if Toews misses the rest of this season then so be it. But I doubt he will. Plenty of guys have gone out with concussions this season and come back fine (says Intern Jeff Skinner from the background).
BARRY ROZNER – TOP OF THE SH*T LIST. I want no part of this discussion as a life protest. La la la la la.