Hi there, stranger.

While we have been busy with Mikey getting hurt and Tyler Seguin pouring it on and James Neal scoring daily, the Blackhawks are the #1 team in the NHL with 25 points (11-4-3). Tazer was the NHL’s Third Star for last week, with two 2-goal games to help the Hawks win three in a row.  Jon […]

Mikey Monday: &*$#*^@%!

Mike’s hurt.  Again.  The guy cannot catch a break.  At the game in DC on Saturday, Gator declared it’s not as much fun to watch the Caps when Mike doesn’t play.  She’s right. The Washington Post’s Katie Carrera reports: According to a league source, Mike Green strained his right groin muscle in Friday’s game against the […]

For. The. Win.

Between this weekend and the Hunger Games trailer [link] I am seriously dying over here.  Then Brittany sends us this gem!  Remember the Friday post where you were all jealous she got to meet Rick Nash?  You don’t even know. Is that scruff?  Is that almost a mustache, Crosby?  Because we have had this talk […]

Foxy Friday: 11.11.11

That is, Happy Jordan Staal Day everyone! You may insert your own favorite #11, from this list of all active players wearing today’s lucky number: There’s a legitimate campaign around WUYS to make it Zach Boychuck day, but we told Intern Jeff Skinner he can’t vote for his own roommate .  Especially when said roommate gives […]

Points for This

JamesNeal.com here, reporting for duty.  James has been stuck at 9 goals for a while – Kessel Cartman has 11 and Stamkos has 10.  Do you think Steven chirps James about passing him in the stats?  What if they did it on Twitter?  We would die, that’s what. Nealer has 14 points in 15 games, […]

Mikey Monday: Missing Mo

Somewhere, Mike needs a hug.  He twisted his right ankle during his 2 goal, 4 point night vs. Detroit and hasn’t played since.  No word if he’ll play tomorrow vs. Dallas. Of course we miss seeing Mike on the ice for his skills.  But we’re also missing quality unshaven Movember time.  Normally we offer to […]

Mikey Monday: Amen Fashion

You may remember loud applause/cheering for the ‘vest and rolled up sleeves’ combo on Toews and Hendricks in the past.  Since Mikey’s sprained ankle kept him out of Saturday’s game vs. Vancouver, he obviously spent the weekend reading WUYS.  Then he went shopping for a Halloween costume. He went as perfect.  

Happy Halloween!

Love, Geno & Sid Geno Tweeted this picture.  I’m voting Geno for President at this point.  

Cloud Nine

Today at JamesNeal.com: James Neal scored last night (we bet he did) in the Pens 3-2 win over the Islanders.  It wasn’t just a goal – Neal scored the first and only 5-on-4 power play goal the Islanders have given up all season.  He doesn’t just score.  He breaks your streaks and ruins your percentages, […]

Honk if You're… Wednesday.

You guys are so nice!  Sending me all this James Neal stuff to make sure I don’t miss anything… Nealmobile did not have a goal in last nights’ 3-0 win over the Islanders, but he did have a team-high 5 shots on goal.  And a team high hairdo.  Kessel Cartman has 9 goals to Nealer’s […]

As You Wish

How am I supposed to get any work done around here?!?!?! Apparently that’s not enough.  I’m only mostly dead, because I croaked “true love” with my second-to-last breath, so @CapsCR had to back up and run me over again: I’ll tell you what he can take home. And just to make sure no one was […]

Mikey Monday: 4 on the Floor

Mike Green, you stud.  Way to make Saturday Date Night count! In case you weren’t watching, refreshing your Twitter every ten seconds or hearing my screams echo across DC, you might have missed Mike scoring 2 goals and getting 2 assists vs. Detroit.  You might have missed him taking a puck to the chin (“NOT […]

The Chamber of Secrets is Open

Mike Green’s parents might want to check their family photo albums, because I think one is missing.  (I swear I was in DC the entire time.)  Someone busted into their vault at Gringott’s and we have learned: 1. Mike Green doesn’t wax his eyebrows. He was born with that perfection. 2. He went from having […]

BRB, DYING.

Baby Mikey.  I can’t form another sentence.

More of This

Greetings from JamesNeal.com.  In James Neal news, James Neal scored again in the Pens 4-2 win over Minnesota last night [link]. Oh, you wanted a shiny new Nealmobile highlight reel?  (No more rhyming and I mean it!).  Here it is, thanks to PensTV [link]. JStaal, Duper and Kunitz also scored and Brent Johnson was first […]

What comes after 17?

Welcome to another edition of “What’s James Neal Doing today?” here at JamesNeal.com.  Oh, right.  Thanks to Dawn & Chuck for sharing the love to other teams. He’ll have a new highlight reel soon, but in this Stars reel you can see why Headmaster Shero was all about getting Nealer on board in the ‘Burgh. […]

I was just going to say that…

Sam Kasan’s reports from Penguins practices are daily gold and you should never miss them.  But today, it’s truly special [link]. In honor of Crosby being cleared for contact, he dedicates Weezer’s cover of Britney’s “(Hit Me) Baby… One More Time.”  (Warning: it sounds a lot like the time I sang it, in costume, at […]

YESYESYESYESYESYESYES. Yes!

Real or not real?  Sidney Crosby cleared for full contact.  I have tears in my eyes.  Intern Jeff Skinner is wearing frequency-cancelling headphones but can still hear the screaming.  My birthday continues unabated. I’m wearing my Pens socks and had my Pens hat on this morning, but I should have just gone for the full jersey […]

Pens Win Home Opener

Last night before the Pens home opener, look who got interviewed?  My birthday indeed. The Nealmobile also had a goal, along with Dupuis, Cooke and Park in the Pens 4-1 win over Florida.  Tanger had another assist and leads the NHL in both points (6) and assists (5).  And hair.  Flower leads the League with […]

Happy Birthday Pants!

From your partner-in-crime. Yea.  Berfdai. Stammer, Tazer, Greener, Sid, and Nealmobile have choreographed something very special for you. You’re welcome.