Mike’s hurt. Again. The guy cannot catch a break. At the game in DC on Saturday, Gator declared it’s not as much fun to watch the Caps when Mike doesn’t play. She’s right. The Washington Post’s Katie Carrera reports: According to a league source, Mike Green strained his right groin muscle in Friday’s game against the […]
Somewhere, Mike needs a hug. He twisted his right ankle during his 2 goal, 4 point night vs. Detroit and hasn’t played since. No word if he’ll play tomorrow vs. Dallas. Of course we miss seeing Mike on the ice for his skills. But we’re also missing quality unshaven Movember time. Normally we offer to […]
You may remember loud applause/cheering for the ‘vest and rolled up sleeves’ combo on Toews and Hendricks in the past. Since Mikey’s sprained ankle kept him out of Saturday’s game vs. Vancouver, he obviously spent the weekend reading WUYS. Then he went shopping for a Halloween costume. He went as perfect.
Mike Green, you stud. Way to make Saturday Date Night count! In case you weren’t watching, refreshing your Twitter every ten seconds or hearing my screams echo across DC, you might have missed Mike scoring 2 goals and getting 2 assists vs. Detroit. You might have missed him taking a puck to the chin (“NOT […]
It’s a really slow day and this picture has been lurking around my inbox forever. Dawn sent it, presumably trying to impress us with Ovi’s shorts. Or because he’s wearing a Coach’s Corner t-shirt. But all I see is this. Am I wrong? There’s this: And this. I could go on all day. Mike has […]
Gator and I had the best time ever at the Caps Home Opener on Saturday. First of all, the warm-up skate. Mike Green, no helmet, cruising around like the Fresh Prince in Summertime – “Two miles an hour so everybody sees you.” Yes, he’s fresh from the barber shop and basketball courts in the summer […]
Mike had a goal and an assist in last night’s Caps vs. Blackhawks game, just to make sure I had something to cheer about. Mike talked afterward about30-35 min/game being too much at the pace of today’s NHL – he’s had issues with mental and physical fatigue because of total TOI. It’ll be interesting to […]
The Capitals Convention was Saturday – Gator and I are now we’re double-extra-super excited for hockey season. Oh, and this. No big deal. The day started with Gator and Slapshot fist-pumping around 11 AM (it’s never too early). As you can see we are already holding beers. Liz got to see a real live Red […]
Here at Mike Green World Domination HQ, we are REALLY excited about there being a hockey game today. So we had a staff meeting, and said “What could be even better? Let’s go for the extra dose of awesome.” Here it is, in the form of Mike pushing a little girl on a swing. While wearing moccasins. […]
I’m late again this week, because my Vespa broke down and I had to wait for Brooks to come and fix it (in a suit, in the rain). No really I was at a wedding this weekend. Caps training camp started and @spanrows sent us lovely evidence that Mikey sharpened his hair during the off season. […]
Did everyone survive the hurricane okay? We still don’t have power in Annapolis, so we’re going to have to eat all the food from Mr. Pants’ restaurant for dinner. Hugs and good vibes for everyone! So we’ve had an earthquake and hurricane in DC this week. Crazy. Next the Titanic will resurface and sail into […]
ONLY 5 MONDAYS until our first hockey game of the season!! Gator, Mr. Pants and I bought tickets for the Blue Jackets @ Caps on Monday, Sept 26. Tickets were $10. DISCOUNT MONDAY! We will get bananas excited over a half-empty pre-season game. Deprivation and too much sugar will do that. We’ll be playoff-style freaking […]
Every week, you try to ignore Monday. You pull up your socks but still it won’t go away. Monday is just so obvious and frankly intimidating that you turn your back and find something fascinating across the room. Because if you can’t see Monday, then Monday can’t see you. Right? I think Mike knows how […]
Welcome to today’s edition of “Who Sounds More Canadian?” [link] Okay, it’s from the ASG, but we still have Fidget vs. Squishy. Fidget wins, of course, since they are not speaking French. (We would die.) Also highlighted in this video: bad camerawork, Stamkos as a babysitter and “Hey Heidi, move your head. We can’t see […]
It’s hot as hell outside and all I wanna do is this. #isitoctoberyet ??
Mike heard y’all were bored, so he Tweeted a photo of himself fishing with his dad [link]. I’m not into fishing, but if you can wear sweatpants I am game. My Dad and I usually go skiing together, because I also enjoy snowpants. Chelski heard that Fidget and iCarly were back in DC today building a […]
This week, I’ve got nothing (except that grammatically incorrect statement). And I’m out for work all day, so you’ll just have to live with this.
I’m actually posting this on Monday, how impressive! The greatness of Stampede continues to bring us boots & buckles: Aw Nicky, such a good sport. And Mr. Pants totally has that blue shirt, so I’m going to buy him one of those hats. Like this. This photo definitely needs more thumbs up. Can we add […]
Late again! My home internet has been out since Sunday. How did people live? We spent the holiday weekend making flint arrowheads and counting on an abacus. Mike did a long interview with Fan 960 Radio in Calgary last week. He talks about his Vespa(s?), Nicky B in a cowboy hat and pokes fun at […]
Apparently the Capitals need more incentive to give Brooksy a contract. So we’re going for the heart-strings, breaking out Mike’s scrapbook and saying PLEASE DON’T TAKE HIM AWAY. The Hockey Junkies have a great Date Night feature that once included Mike. Even they pointed it out: Mike picks you up in this ridiculous white Lamborghini and […]