Six Degrees of Tyler Seguin

Last night, I went to the Boston University/Merrimack hockey game. There I was, just minding my own business, on my way to get a beer. And this happened…. I never did get that beer… P.S. We have excellent taste in hats. P.P.S. That jacket is fierce. P.P.P.S. BU won! Office dance party!  

Foxy Friday: Brian Boyle

Damn you, HBO. Damn you to the 7th level of hell with your evil ways and your trickery. Damn you for making me fall in love with NHL players that I should hate. Take Brian Boyle, for example. I should hate Brian Boyle.  And by hate, I mean HAAAAAAATE.  Like fire of a thousands suns […]

NHL 36: The Professor

Somebody check on Chuck and Cassy because the second episode of NHL 36 is going to profile none other than Patrice Bergeron. NEW YORK – The National Hockey League (NHL®) and NHL Original Productions today announced Boston Bruins center Patrice Bergeron as the next NHL player to be profiled in the all-access series NHL 36.  Air date: Wednesday, Jan. 4, […]

Chuck's Christmas

Merry Christmas Eve!  Rudolph had the night off to carbo load but the Boston Bruins scored one goal for each of Santa’s other reindeer.  That’s right, the Bruins scored 8 goals.  The Panthers scored zero.  I know Chuck would want you to see this: I cannot recall a prettier goal this season.  Marchand had a […]

Shout Out to the Boys in the Black and Gold

I think the Bruins are the best team in hockey. Yea. I said it. The Boston Bruins are the best team in the NHL. Now before you start heckling me and throwing rotten tomatoes and heads of iceberg lettuce,  just hear me out for second. I know that I may be slightly biased here when […]

Underrated: Chris Kelly

Hey all… Chuck here.  Sorry I’ve been MIA lately.  Between grad school, Thanksgiving, and my grandpa dying, it’s been a little crazy town over here. But I’m BACK!  So here it goes… He’s might not be fancy or flashy or a household name. But one thing Chris Kelly is – A damn good hockey player. […]

The Nashstache

Movember claims another victim.  Chuck’s not going to be happy with me. But I didn’t make Rick Nash do this.  The camo jersey… since it’s a tribute to Veteran’s Day we’ll declare it okay for the day.  It’s the stache.   Ricky looks like he’s wondering just how much barbed wire he needs to keep […]

They're Sexy and They Know It

If it wasn’t for WUYS fan Carter, aka @thekitchenette, I totally would have missed this. And that would have been a real shame. Darth Quiader and Tuuuuukkkkkaaa showing us all why we should cast them in the remake of “Newsies” How much you want to bet Seguin has a matching fedora?  They are in a […]

Hi, I'm Tyler Seguin and I'm a boss.

Yes, you are, Tyler Seguin.   Yes. You. Are. TS19 scored his first career hat trick in the Bruins 7-o rout of Cartman Phil Kessel and the Maple Leafs and it was glorious. Goal # 1 – One-timer from the left circle.  Great cross ice pass from Peverley and Seguin SNIPES it.  Goal #2 – Truly […]

Joe Thornton. A Beard. And a Baby.

No secret that I heart me some Joe Thornton. It all started in 1997… Just ask Pants.  She knows ALL about it. The mop top. The sesame bagel incident. The white-boy dancing to “Brickhouse” by the Commodores. Me and Jumbo go way back. The other night, Joe was honored by his current team, the San […]

Quick! Timmy Needs Our Help!

I see your Patrick Kane and I raise you a Tim Thomas. Timmay’s Discover Card Commercial [here]. Right now, he’s really regretting giving Seguin all of his singles.

Happy Halloween from the Boston Bruins!

Zdeno Chara, Brad Marchand, Adam “Darth Quaider” McQuiad, and Jordan Caron visited sick kids at Children’s Hospital in Boston yesterday. They wore this. Chara + giant pink bunny costume = amazeballs. We laugh for days and days and days. Sorta reminds us of A Christmas Story. Kudos to Big Z and the other guys for not […]

Terrier TKO…erm…Not So Much

Awww, look at how cute. Colin Wilson tried to fight someone. Heeeyyyy wait a tic… YOU TRIED TO FIGHT MAX LAPIERRE? ARE YOU CRAZY!? NOT THE FACE!  Please sweet lord in heaven, not the face.

Yeah….So that happened…

Last night’s game between the Bruins and the Hurricanes was pretty good…. until this happened.   PARTY IN THE PENALTY BOX! But this is a party you wouldn’t really want to go to.  The food is bad.  The champagne is flat.  And someone clogged up the toilet. It was ugly, people.  Oooglay. And like Nine […]

Pomp and Circumstance

This whole grad school business is going to seriously cut into my hockey watching time. Class this semester is on Thursdays, which means that I’m going to have to tape alot of games this year, only to watch them when I get home at 9:30pm. Chuck no likey. Yesterday, I taped the Bruins game (natch) […]

The Bear is Back.

He’s back…and he’s ready for some puck, ya’ll. Check out his new video, co-starring Brad “Motoscooter” Marchand here. Also, notice what is on top of Bear’s “Cup”. That ain’t no colander…

Put a Ring on it.

A Stanley Cup ring, that is. Check that out!  That ring = boss. 300 diamonds total.  66 on the ring crest with the iconic spoked “B” over the image of the Stanley Cup.  6 diamonds around the logo signifying the Bruins’ six Cup championships.  One side has the player’s name and number, other side has […]

Anything you can do, I can do better.

Move over Kris Letang! Rick’s got his own workout video AND his own home gym in which to do it. Four words. Rick. Nash. Workout. Video. *dies* Why I am I just finding this now?? This man can wear a backwards baseball cap like a boss.  

Teen Wolf becomes…Derek Zoolander?

Oh Tyler Seguin. Please stop making us fall in love with you. Watch this video from Tyler’s day at the B’s Annual Photo/Video Shoot.  Trust me it is worth it. Especially when he asks the photog to facebook the photos to his mom.  And then when he claims to look all “innocent” is said photographs. Oh […]

Pants got the pretty, but Chuck got the gritty.

They might not be pretty as Pants’ team…but Dave’s a KILLER! are pretty boss. 260 goals.  516 assists.  + 210.  615 PIM. 273 PPP.  2,446 SOG.  Plus I got Lobster (LOBSTAH!), the Lousy Ventriloquist, Darth Quaider, the Professor, and the Tank. This is gonna be fun.