Tyler Kennedy tweeted this picture of himself & JStaal as Harry and Lloyd from Dumber & Dumber. They’re a little late to the party – Toews & Burish rocked this one in ’09. But I have to say that the Pens boys upped the ante – hats + JStaal’s wig = infinitely more frightening committed. […]
You may remember loud applause/cheering for the ‘vest and rolled up sleeves’ combo on Toews and Hendricks in the past. Since Mikey’s sprained ankle kept him out of Saturday’s game vs. Vancouver, he obviously spent the weekend reading WUYS. Then he went shopping for a Halloween costume. He went as perfect.
Love, Geno & Sid Geno Tweeted this picture. I’m voting Geno for President at this point.
Today at JamesNeal.com: James Neal scored last night (we bet he did) in the Pens 3-2 win over the Islanders. It wasn’t just a goal – Neal scored the first and only 5-on-4 power play goal the Islanders have given up all season. He doesn’t just score. He breaks your streaks and ruins your percentages, […]
You guys are a crack squad of awesome. This week is like a TV show where you’re all CSI and solving the case of who can send us the best photo. The @BioSteelSports Camp posted this one from the summer – imagine how many more they have? Don’t make us break in there, guys. It’s bad […]
Does anyone know what’s up in Pittsburgh today? I hope they’re officially dropping “Steel City” and just going with “Pittsburgh: Girls Love” or starting to teach Geno-speak in schools, while letting kids wear ugly t-shirts and hug wild animals. Here’s the PensTV Report [link] – they should announce that Katie O needs to sit up […]
Every November, Downtown Annapolis hosts a huge Tug of War against the neighboring town of Eastport (where I live). For real [link]. Last year Eastport lost, but only because I wasn’t there yet. This year, I’m going to be MVP for bringing so many strong, helpful friends. You know how competitive these guys are. Obviously […]
You guys are so nice! Sending me all this James Neal stuff to make sure I don’t miss anything… Nealmobile did not have a goal in last nights’ 3-0 win over the Islanders, but he did have a team-high 5 shots on goal. And a team high hairdo. Kessel Cartman has 9 goals to Nealer’s […]
Jaromir Jagr is 39 years old. Someone making a late-career comeback always worries me, mostly because I like to see great players go out with style. So when I first heard Jagr was coming back, I cringed. I didn’t really care that he went to the Flyers – he’s already gone to the Caps and […]
How am I supposed to get any work done around here?!?!?! Apparently that’s not enough. I’m only mostly dead, because I croaked “true love” with my second-to-last breath, so @CapsCR had to back up and run me over again: I’ll tell you what he can take home. And just to make sure no one was […]
Does anyone know what magazine these are from? An exhaustive three minute Google search yielded nothing. But the interview is hiliario. Goals or assists? Goals. Stanley Cup or gold medal? Both. American or Russian hockey fans? Russian. Because they’re more knowledgeable? Because they’re Russian. Moscow or DC? Moscow in the summer. Italian suit or jeans […]
Mike Green, you stud. Way to make Saturday Date Night count! In case you weren’t watching, refreshing your Twitter every ten seconds or hearing my screams echo across DC, you might have missed Mike scoring 2 goals and getting 2 assists vs. Detroit. You might have missed him taking a puck to the chin (“NOT […]
… the WHAT? First Patrick Kane, now Mike Richards? In case you missed it, the Rapture has been rescheduled for today. It was more convenient for everyone. So we figured we might as well start confessing our deepest secrets, like Mike Richards is pretty foxy. Just not (never never ever) as a Flyer. Richards was […]
Mike Green’s parents might want to check their family photo albums, because I think one is missing. (I swear I was in DC the entire time.) Someone busted into their vault at Gringott’s and we have learned: 1. Mike Green doesn’t wax his eyebrows. He was born with that perfection. 2. He went from having […]
Baby Mikey. I can’t form another sentence.
Intern Jeff Skinner here, announcing an Independent Study that I’m taking as part of my job with WUYS. Why not do more work, eh? It’s not like they pay me. My objective (as clearly stated in my WUYS Thesis Outline) is to get Pants and Gator to come to Raleigh to see me. I went […]
While you guys have been listening to me rave about James Neal at an octave usually reserved for boybands and high school quarterbacks… The NHL’s other leading goal-scorer, Phil Kessel Cartman has 7 goals and 12 points in Toronto. He’s historically a fast starter (as is the Nealmobile), only to experience huge production drops later. […]
Gator and I were at the Caps game last night when Mikey got hurt at the end of the 2nd period. We were busy revising iCarly’s participation in Gator’s Life Plan, so we just saw contact, then Mike fell down. This happens a lot, folks. But Mike got up very awkwardly, half-stumbled to the bench […]
Greetings from JamesNeal.com. In James Neal news, James Neal scored again in the Pens 4-2 win over Minnesota last night [link]. Oh, you wanted a shiny new Nealmobile highlight reel? (No more rhyming and I mean it!). Here it is, thanks to PensTV [link]. JStaal, Duper and Kunitz also scored and Brent Johnson was first […]
Letang has been suspended 2 games for his boarding hit to Burmistrov during last night’s loss in Winnipeg. Here’s Shanaban explaining the call [link]. Shanny calls out that Burmistrov maintains his course and Kris finishes the check without trying to minimize impact. He also cites Tanger’s fine in April of last year for a boarding […]