Pants mentioned small hands the other day and it reminded me of this brilliant SNL skit from a few years ago. Enjoy! http://www.hulu.com/embed/Ehx5rv4H2X8P37EooR3hWQ Also, I ran across this photo of Ovi and the girl hitching a ride looks like Chuck! Excuse me Chuck but that is MY MAN! I think you protest too much! And […]
This headline came up: ChumLee of “Pawn Stars,” Mike Green… at Surrender Nightclub I *so* wanted this to be a photo of Mike with ChumLee. Maybe riding in that ’86 Buick Regal that Chum bought. Instead… it’s not. I love how Vegas gets the NHL Awards every year, Bettman wants to give them a team […]
Hello? Yeah. It’s been while. Not much. How ’bout you? I’m not sure why I called. I guess I really just wanted to talk to you. I was thinking maybe later on, we could get together for a while. It’s been such a long time and I really do miss your smile. I’m not talking […]
This is all I have today. But what else do you need?
Tyler Seguin, report to Principal Chuck’s office. A playoff goal will get you a long way. Two, even farther. And the Technicolor Dreamcoat may well may her weep with joy. But this beard and hair combination is hysterical. Guess Teen Wolf was before your time. But if you want to bite through a beer can […]
I can’t stop laughing. Someone sent me this because I said I’d never heard Sasha Fierce speak a word – and he actaully speaks English in this video. But the show is stolen by Ovi’s maniac roller coaster screaming… man, if you could gif a noise this would be the best. Start at the 1 […]
We present to you Timmy “The Tank” Thomas and Martin “Squishy” St. Louis, circa 1996… BABY HOCKEY PLAYERS!! Watch the awesome video, complete with stellar 90’s soundtrack! In 1996, Pants and I were juniors in high school. She had a curly afro and I had reaaaally long hair and wore Doc Martens. In 1996, the […]
It’s Detroit Rock City VS the Sharks … And we shall see who will be, wait for it… wait for it …Yes, I went there! STAY IN’ ALIVE!
If you haven’t noticed by now, Pants and I are sorta nerds…but in the best way possible. So when I saw this photo on my Thrillist email today, I just about died. Check out Vader’s helmet. Artwork by Tyler Edlin – www.tyleredlinart.com Pants, I was going to get you a toaster oven for your wedding but now […]
Some teams have shovels. Some have hardhats. Andrew and the Bruins have….The Coat. Watch the video HERE!
I think I’ve officially lost it.
I’d even take one for the team too: And then there’s Ovi staring deeply into, into well, not my eyes unfortunately …
I saved this photo back in March hoping someday I would get to use it. San Jose has a 2-0 lead on the Red Wings and I think now is the time for inspiration. For destruction. I saw a guy on the Metro in a Wings shirt yesterday and I wished for an octopus to […]
I found these and Kris Letang has one too so you can watch both. But Brooksy actually explains something I really didn’t know. And leave it to Mr. OCD to break it down in simple terms. Plus. I really can’t resist men with power tools.
Shea Weber’s beard was interviewed before and after the Preds’ 1-0 loss to Vancouver in Game 1. I cannot express how much I want Nashville to win. Not only do I hate the Canucks (especially now, PTSD!) but we need more time for this to reach its full potential: I can’t seem to link to […]
Pants moved to the East Coast to offer some super secret special advanced therapy to Sidney Crosby. While it has been touted as highly effective and credited to his quick recovery, Sidney has become addicted. And quite honestly, who wouldn’t. Several other Penguins have signed up for the therapy and Pants is contemplating quitting her […]
I am so wearing ‘the outfit’ more … Especially during play-offs to STARBUCKS! A big shout out to Random Maple Leaf Fan this AM who bought my Venti Earl Gray Tea Latte. You made my morning after the LA KINGS lost a heart-braker to San Jose last night. 🙁 You also made me laugh when […]
Here’s a video about various players spilling their OCD secrets from Captain Serious saying he doesn’t have any pre or post game rituals which I call BS on! No one with devil eyes like that can say he doesn’t have any – he may not want to tell anyone but I don’t believe for one hot minute he […]