As I’ve said before, I Heart Goalies and just because he’s retired, doesn’t mean he isn’t a hot piece of French Apple Pie with a side of Sweet Sweet Back’s Sweet Ass Baby Back Ribs to-go for Mama! He’s won the Conn Smythe Trophy THREE TIMES! He’s won that sweet thing he’s holding over those […]
There is nothing like your first love. Mind you, as Mr. Cherrie has warned me, you never really want to delve too deeply into these guys lives. Once you start peeling back the layers, it’s not like a Tootsie pop with a juicy, gooey, sweet chocolatey center. It’s more like an onion that makes you […]
I’m going to 2 Sharks games in the next 4 days, so I’m picking a hometown hottie for Foxy Friday. Also, you have to give it to Ryane Clowe. Unless putting an unnecessarily girly-looking “e” on the end of everything is a time-honored Newfoundland tradition, it could be a big overcome for a kid. Ryane […]
Subtitle: Old dudes need love too! I love my friend Pants dearly. She’s made me Ramen noodles more than a few times when I was drunk and for this I am forever grateful. But I’m starting to worry about her and her unhealthy obsession with underage and/or barely of age hockey players. It was starting to make me feel sort of like a dirty […]
I’ve been giving out faux Foxy Fridays all week, but it’s time for the real deal. Today’s Foxy Friday is none other than Paul Bissonnette himself. If you follow Biz on Twitter (@biznasty2point0) then you don’t need us, you’re already in love with him. Biz is a character (to say the least), but he is […]
What’s that you say? Who’s Drew Doughty? Well let me introduce you to him because I had to introduce myself to this tasty LA King treat. He caught my eye when Kopitar caught Malhotra’s stick in the face (see earlier post). Well, I have to be honest. I was watching it because they were wearing throw-back purple jersey’s […]
Wait, I picked a Blackhawk last time! And I’m wearing a Toews shirt today. But some choices are just… WELL OBVIOUSLY. There are several definitions of “foxy” around here, and one person fits them all: Patrick Sharp has scored 8 goals in his last 7 games and is tied for the NHL lead in goals […]
For this week’s edition of Foxy Friday, I’m decided to buck tradition and select a non-hockey player, ESPN anchor and columnist John Buccigross. He might not lace up the skates and bury pucks in the back of nets, but he is every bit as Foxy. So what makes him so foxy? he’s wicked tall he […]
As I’ve said before, I LOVE GOALIES! So my pick this week is Miikka Kiprusoff, the Finish Bronze medalist from the 2010 Olympics. He told his country ” If I can’t be your number one goalie, I’m not interested in going.” Guess what kids? He went. He’s carried Calgary for the past 8 […]
This is your Captain speaking. We’re ringing in the start of the new season with one of the best things about last season: Jonathan Toews. HELLO NURSE. Jon’s about 15 years old (okay 22), Canadian of course, and enjoys eating all his vegetables, playing country music on his guitar and taking long walks […]
Last week’s Foxy Friday homage to Max Talbot, courtesy of Pants, got me thinking about all the other scrumptious French-Canadian players in the NHL. I will always hold a special spot in my heart for Martin “Squishy” St. Louis. He’s just so mon-petite and absolutely adorable that I just want to put him in my […]
Pants’ Turn! It’s 6:30 AM and I am doing Foxy Friday. Before I take a nap under my desk. Since Dawn Cherrie was so mean to Maxime Talbot last week, this week WUYS is giving him some love. So what if he called Ovi a “douche”? We were all thinking it! (Okay, okay, I’ll stop.) […]
Welcome to our new feature, Foxy Friday! Every week, we’ll each choose one hockey player (NHLer or College) who embodies what we feel is the essence, the spirit, nah the quiddity of Foxy Friday – to be smokin’ hot and a wikked good hockey player. Sure there are other “foxy” criteria that we could consider, like […]