This is just sad. Another hockey player gone way too soon. Rick Rypien was found dead on Monday by a family member. No official word yet about the cause and quite frankly it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that yet another young hockey player is gone. He took an extended leave of absence from […]
Chuck spent some quality time with Brent Burns this past weekend so I gotta ask, Hot or Not with his new tat? You make the call. Because I know if Pants wasn’t married already, this would be her DREAM BOY! Photo courtesy of Puck Daddy. BTW – his comment when asked about the fresh ink, “Hogwarts looks fun!” […]
Ok – anyone see “I Spit On Your Grave”? Nevermind … this photo just reminds me of a scene from it, in a very twisted way. A faux-Stanley cup for anyone who can name this tow-headed NHL all-star, grinning to winning!
After the week I’ve had …. HELLO KRIS! May I join you? *SIGH* It’s not Friday yet but thank god you exist! And thank you for going on vacation and taking your shirt off once again. I command it!
And it’s real sisters! Road trip to Canada ….
I’m leaving him for YOU. Cue Adele. Well. I heard a rumor that DDTBG was holding out for more dough, ah, I mean signing with the Kings because he was waiting to see what Shea Weber was going to do during his arbitration. Why you ask? Well the mill said he felt he was on […]
Was I not just lamenting the other day that Kris Letang had not done right by all of us and gone shirtless recently? Well evidently he read my post, hopped on a plane and jetted to a sunny destination where he promptly removed his shirt and started drinking fruity drinks. Can I hear a hallelujah […]
If you’ve ever watched Dave Chappelle, you’ve seen his Rick James’ semi-biographical parody where Rick James himself exclaims “Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!”
It’s been a while because I was waiting for the luscious Tanger to DO SOMETHING with his LONG summer vacation. SOMETHING as in something SHIRTLESS. Something meaningful for his broad fan base and by broad, I mean, female. It’s been slim pickins out there sisters.
So the internet is all a buzz about Ovi’s ‘baby belly’, ‘beer belly’, ‘baby bump’ what evs. SRSLY. He did an interview for the Capitals 365 and he gets hated on for sitting there? Let’s talk about the guy sitting next to him. Can he get out of the 70’s with that hair? What about […]
Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin are UFA’s in 13/14 and 14/15 respectively? I was shocked by this – seeing that the golden goose and face of the NHL would be free to wander and check out other goods sooner rather than later. Ovi is locked and fully loaded with the Washington Capitals for 13 years […]
Mike Duco formerly of the Florida Panthers got traded to Vancouver. If you were him – you’d think JACK POT – right? Going from a basement dwelling team – well – before they spent a boat load of cash and made some mad trades – to an almost Stanley Cup winning team. Not a bad […]
With the Free Agency thingy all done and gone, DDTBG didn’t quite get what he was hoping for. A restricted free agent, the cone of silence must have been deafening. “Can you hear me now?” is what Dean Lombardi’s morse code tapped out from LA to Canada in frosty covered sparkles. http://video.thescore.com/embed/the-peoples-reporter-1-on-1-with-drew-doughty Drew snapped back […]
I can be open-minded and empathetic – while I am rooting for Vancouver, I’m not blind that for Chuck and Cassy and some of our other loyal readers, this is a, uh, how shall a put this, more passionate endeavor. For me, I love the Stanley Cup Play-Offs right now because we are getting to see a […]
OK – not this one – but it makes me laugh because it’s true. These Canadian Tire charity ads make me cry whenever I see them watching the CBC and now there is a new round. In 2006, the ASCPA did a groundbreaking PSA with Sarah McLaughlin (cool Canadian to boot) using her song “Angle” which in […]
So I couldn't resist. It's the man of the hour with the game winning goal – the only goal for that matter – in game five of the Stanley Cup Finals for Vancouver! Maxim Lapierre! and Ooh lalalala Sisters! He’s not shy about taking his shirt off – thank god and he’s quite the tasty treat. It’s […]
Obviously my mind works like a Jackson Pollack painting. Throw shit on a canvas and see what sticks or I’ll tell you what you should be seeing. Sometimes it really just is the proverbial polar bear in a snow storm. Actually, one of these scary stares I thought figured how to make his way into […]
After the NHL awards, we have try outs. I have you two booked on the East-coast for the Caps as Red Rockers and MelTing and I are booked for the West-coast try outs with the LA Kings Ice Crew. Yes, I know. Not very imaginative names for LA. I was thinking we should be Ice […]
God Love The Hockey News! It is so much better than Sports Castrated. THN has the best cartoons and really, isn’t that why we read things anyway? The pictures? Words just get in the way. Anyway, to even things out here since it’s been all Boston and Bears, I give you the best cartoon EVER […]
Pants mentioned small hands the other day and it reminded me of this brilliant SNL skit from a few years ago. Enjoy! http://www.hulu.com/embed/Ehx5rv4H2X8P37EooR3hWQ Also, I ran across this photo of Ovi and the girl hitching a ride looks like Chuck! Excuse me Chuck but that is MY MAN! I think you protest too much! And […]