We Will Become Unconscious

Well, most of us anyway.  The NHL debuted their new ad campaign over the weekend: Questions Will Become Answers. I thought this slogan was kinda lame until I saw the videos.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME? (Sorry CI, but a girl needs a moment here.)  Did I make an entire ad campaign and completely forget?! Because […]

Mike Green Paid for This

Look who did his hair and put on a tie!  Mike Green is trying to impress us.  Unnecessary, I say, but it’s so cute of him to always bring us presents.  I have my own little present for Mike, to put him in the ranks of WUYS favorites like Martin St. Louis.  A nickname: Fidget. […]

le Foxy Friday – Max Talbot

Pants’ Turn! It’s 6:30 AM and I am doing Foxy Friday. Before I take a nap under my desk. Since Dawn Cherrie was so mean to Maxime Talbot last week, this week WUYS is giving him some love. So what if he called Ovi a “douche”? We were all thinking it! (Okay, okay, I’ll stop.) […]

Livin' on a Prayer

I’m sending this one up: Alex Tanguay.  Please, please do well. Alex Tanguay, as Phoebe from Friends would say, is my lobster.  He was my favorite player for a long time – back before I had to preface it with “totally random” because he fell off the radar, the map and just about every roster […]

Mike Green Paid For This

I just laughed so hard at my desk that my intern came in to see if I was crying.  Mariah Carey?  Mike Green, you are too much. Chuck had a brilliant idea: Mikey Mondays! I will see her blatant attempt to restrict my ramblings to one day a week and raise her with another edition […]

NHL Tuesday Night in NYC

While Dawn Cherrie and I were on a double date last night with Mike Green and Ovie, the rest of the NHL’s top 20 stars partied with Graydon Carter and the fancypants folks at Vanity Fair.  Well, fancy-ish.  Guests included “actor” Tom Cavanaugh and Olympic ice skater Evan Lysacek.  It kills me that we’re not […]

Penguins calling!

Every year, teams whore out their players to deliver season tickets for photo ops.  I wonder – how strongly do they vet these lucky recipients first?  Because I could totally act normal.  Then if Sid or Max (or Kris or Flower…) rang my doorbell, we would have a hostage situation.  Even in those shoes. Video […]

Mike Green Paid For This

Disclaimer: I can’t get enough of Mike Green. He’s hysterical. His birthday is the day after mine. That haircut. Between his website and Twitter… maybe I’m giving Mikey too much credit, assuming his hipster/tool personality is at least somewhat ironic. He could be serious, in which case I will delete this post at a later […]

Crosby Brings it Home

Sidney Crosby continued his casual campaign for world dominance today by hitting a batting practice home run at PNC Park.   Sid, who could get arrested for indecency while wearing shorts, went yard on his second round of pitches.  Somebody get Theo on the phone – next time the Pens bow out in May, I expect […]

Bio: Pants

Favorite Team: Pittsburgh Penguins Home Team: San Jose Sharks (for now) Favorite Player:  Crosby/Tanger/Talbot/Staalsy/Flower… who can decide? Hockey Boyfriend: See above. Almost embarrassed to admit I like: Mike Green – mohawk, Lamborghini, Geico caveman and all. Team I Hate: Detroit Player I Hate: Oooooh, Ovechkin. First Hockey Crush: Scott Niedermayer! Hilarious Hockey Memory: I asked […]

Sid's Dryer

Testing out a video post, as well as a post with more than a few lines of text.  I’m watching A Knight’s Tale, but it’s past the choreographed dancing scene so I supposed I could go to sleep.  After I try to de-bug this thing a little more…