Sidney Crosby met with Dr. Michael Collins, the specialist who’s been monitoring his condition since he sustained a concussion in January, on Tuesday and is starting his summer program of off-ice workouts. Penguins General Manager Ray Shero said Crosby will be joined by his longtime personal trainer for the next 2-3 weeks as he works […]
We’ll let Chuck talk about the Finals and all these days in between where there’s no hockey at all. For some of us, it’s summertime. I don’t know why Jon’s wearing a knee brace, but if it were September I would freak out. For now, I’ll just point out that I have a matching one […]
I’m traveling for work and frankly have nothing anyway, but these make me laugh. Everybody’s so tough. Err…
In the first 9 hours of today, two people found this site by searching “making fun of Mike Green.” We would never do that! Only kidding. We loves you.
I think we’ve posted this before but hey, it’s summer for some people and we’ve got a long way to go. I CRY every time I watch this. Then I laugh for half an hour. Then I go back, watch it again and think “Sasha is so pretty.” (I mean REALLY. Take away the early […]
I think I’ve officially lost it.
There’s a proverb that says night is always darkest before the dawn. So the darkness is Mike Green’s undisclosed lower body injury that kept him on the bench toward the end of the 3rd last night. Apparently he’s walking with a “severe limp” (gleaned from Twitter). I know that he’ll cowboy up and play tonight […]
I have to back Dawn up on this one. What the actual hell is going on, Caps? Is it asking too much from you (Mike Green) to, um, I don’t know… PLAY at all during the 3rd period? I know BB put you in time out. He probably sent you to bed hungry. And I’m […]
Whenever someone messes up in a Caps game I think, “Thank God it wasn’t Mike.” But last night, it was. I hung around Verizon for about 30 min yesterday after the Nationals game, deciding if I should spend way too much money on a hockey ticket or save it for Game 5. If there is […]
Our beloved Captain Serious turns 23 today. Best guess is that he’s facedown next to six or eight empty DiGiorno Pizza & Breadsticks boxes and a pile of Yoo-Hoo bottles. But we’re here to tell Tazer there’s no need to be sad. As Foxy Friday alum and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Derp, Jonathan Toews […]
EEEEEEEEEEEE! Gator and I are going to Caps game tonight! We just bought tickets on StubHub for $62 each. WHAT?! Good thing we were at work really early before everyone in DC wakes up and realizes Round 2 starts today. I only slept 4 hours last night and we’re both wearing blue. Commence emergency maneuvers! […]
Rest up. You’re the only thing I have left to live for in the playoffs. PS: Internet FTW.
I woke up this morning to find that yesterday did indeed happen. The worst 24 hours of my sports life have left me pretty devastated, but my coworker and fellow hockey fan Gator left this on my desk: Fortified on sugar and sympathy, I feel strong enough to write something. It’s been quite a year […]
Pants moved to the East Coast to offer some super secret special advanced therapy to Sidney Crosby. While it has been touted as highly effective and credited to his quick recovery, Sidney has become addicted. And quite honestly, who wouldn’t. Several other Penguins have signed up for the therapy and Pants is contemplating quitting her […]
It’s confirmed that Sidney Crosby will not ride the white zamboni onto the ice tonight for Game 7. I needed to see this in writing before I gave up the hope. That said, the Penguins are going to rock. I am getting really excited to speed home from yet another work event in time for […]
The Blackhawks’ game seven, 2-1 OT loss to the Canucks last night was absolutely heartbreaking. It was also an incredible hockey game. Alex Burrows scored just 2:43 in, and that goal would stand for almost the entire night. Every Canuck player seemed 10 feet tall at times – the Hawks couldn’t go through or around […]
I’m a mess today. Crushed over the Pens loss last night but SO PSYCHED for the Hawks game because it is ON in Vancouver! I will definitely need an office dance party today (in my Toews shirt). I read a quote (which I can’t find now) that said over the last 3 games, Vancouver hasn’t […]
You know in A Christmas Story, when Ralphie shoots his eye just like everyone said he would? Well Mike took another shot to the head on Saturday. I swear he’s magnetic. This dinger actually knocked a few screws out of Mike’s helmet… [video] Our immediate Mike Green Prayer Circle seemed to work though – he […]
Holy Canada. Last night’s Blackhawks/Canucks game was one cake-eater away from being The Mighty Ducks. So much drama that someone had to write this thing in advance. I was fangirl-ing away on the couch. We open on the Madhouse on Madison. Vancouver goalie Roberto Luongo is having a tough time – dethroned as team captain […]
You don’t even KNOW how happy this makes me. Nealmobile got a commercial for his double OT game-winner! And the announcers had it spot on as it happened… I’ve got the chills! Time to run around the block. Is it Saturday yet?!