Tim Thomas: Goalie Berserker

One of THE best analysis of Timmy Thomas and his unorthodox style.  Totally spot on. From NHL.com (Goalie matchup: Canadiens-Bruins) Justin Goldman chooses Tim Thomas, Boston Bruins:Tim Thomas is a true goaltending enigma. Everything he does is the complete opposite of what today’s elite butterfly goalie is taught to do. He is the world’s finest “read-and-react” goaltender and […]

Sorry Penguin!

I was watching the Caps last night – Duh! And then THIS came on! WINNING! Ovi’s new Capital One commercial! I suspect it’s really Mike Green in the Penguin costume hiding out from Animal. If only he shot like that DURING the game. I want to sit in on these ridonculous pitch meetings – “Hey […]

Is It Over Yet?

I can’t bare to look. The last thing I remember was Ovi stabbing at the puck like a fat girl trying to the grab the last cupcake at happy hour at Cupcake Royale and believe me, I KNOW because that is usually ME! And trust me, you don’t want your fingers anywhere between me and the last […]

This Is How I Feel Today!

And if both Drew Doughty and Kris Letang weren’t both in the play-offs, I’d suggest that either of them – oh hell they could take turns! – were the ones tickling me and I was the kitten! All my boys are in!

The Finnish Flash Drops The Gloves During Final Freeway Face-Off!

Last night’s game against the Kings wasn’t exciting for me since they lost and looked lost on the ice especially when Captain DT. Brown went out for a bit with a sore ouchie. (not minimizing his pain, just borrowing BB’s explanation for hockey player’s injuries) The only bright spot was an interview with Kopitar from the sidelines with Heidi […]

And We Weren't Invited?

Thank God Ovi is back on twitter because it’s a goldmine but unfortunately I’ve been so busy I haven’t been on twitter in ages and migraines have left me sidelined lately (Paging Dr. Letang for bedside assistance please!). So Mr. Cherrie alerted me to a few nuggets which I traced to Ovi’s twitter! First up, his run […]

Drew Doughty Is a Sexy Beast = LA Kings In The Playoffs!

By the Power of Gray Skull! Evidently God decided to touch not only Drew (“It might be a huge one”),  she decided to touch a couple of  LA Kings last night (oh please – I would so like to switch places for one day!) and put them into the plaaaaaay ooooooffffsss! Let me hear a […]

Oh NOVI Didn't Part 300!

Ovi played Babe Ruth tonight as he pointed towards the goal with his magic stick and blasted his 300th goal past Toronto net-minder Reimer! This puts Ovechkin into some super sweet company making him the 6th youngest NHL player EVER to make the milestone – with Gretzky, Lemieux, Hawerchuk, Bossy, Yzerman and now Ovechkin. A face […]

Oh NOVI Didn't – Again!

Magic numerical numbers for the Caps this weekend as number 28 tallies number 28 – that’s Sasha Fierce for those not counting. And number 22 for number 22  and that would be Knuble and non-Ruble. We also have career number 400 for number 44 – Sexy Jason Arnott. And last but not least – Ovi caps the magically numerical night off […]

Intern Jeff Skinner: Winning!

Intern Jeff Skinner here, with a bone to pick.  I went all the way to DC this week and Pants didn’t even come to my game.  I know she’s busy and stuff, but if I can go to her office and move furniture, buy her lunch and spend an hour at the whiteboard outlining the […]

Yinzers for the Weekend

Pants did hers…so now it is my turn…. My recap of WUYS’ Best.Weekend.Ever (except that time we went to see Hanson.  That was EPIC.) Saturday: Penguins Open Practice at Southpointe Iceoplex Kris Letang really liked our side of the ice.  Really.  I must have taken like 150 photos of him, but I couldn’t help myself. […]

Another Great 8 Gets a 3-fer.

Old men getting it done! Teemu Selanne pulls a hat trick out of his ass to put the Ducks past Colorado tonight. There must be something about that number. I secretly have a crush on the old man and it’s not because he wears #8 too like TBG and Ovi. OK, maybe because he does. No, not really. He […]

Herr Sturm's First Goal As A Cap!

 Marco scores as a Cap this weekend against Montreal who spoiled their play-off dreams last year. It wasn’t the best game ever  – in fact, it was quite a grinder. Seems to be happening everywhere as teams who have clinched a play-off position rest their A-team. But a win’s a win and a goal’s […]

Tiger Blood And Adonis DNA.

Best. Sunday. Ever. All my boys played and did well today! The Caps are ‘Winning’ and not like Charlie Sheen. They gave the smack down to Derp face and Charlie’s true other brother Kaner Sunday to make it eight straight! But not without some cardiac arrest allowing Derpy to score with like 40 seconds left to send the damn thing […]

What's Kris Letang Been Up To?

After “Pants-Gate” and no, Pants didn’t get in Letang’s pants, although she wishes and we’d all be super jealous while simultaneously cheering her on, Letang has been suspiciously flying under the radar as far as creating any drama. But he ranks 13th in the NHL with his time on the ice. Should we nick name him Vanilla Ice? Ice Ice Baby? And […]

Enough Violence, Back to Fluff.

You know when you find THAT photo of the guy you like but you wish you could scrub your eyeballs with acid and erase ever seeing it because it’s THAT BAD … well here’s one. I heart Drew Doughty but this photo is an absolute abomination. He looks like Happy Jack from Tropic Thunder. SRSLY. […]

Ovi Is Back On Twitter & My Moment Of Zen

My life is COMPLETE! After taking almost two years off twitter, the Gr8 8 (isn’t that redundant) why yes it would be –  is back tweeting important things like where he’s going to eat, when he’s going to bed and random comments like “Yes” or “luck” or who knows what. Actually, I could probably guess but …It […]

Bruins vs. Habs – Fight Fest: The Sequel?

Last time the Bruins and the Canadiens faced each other, they combined for 187 minutes of penalty minutes.  (see my post about it here) That is 3 hours and 7 minutes of shame. Or triumph, depending on who you are rooting for. The teams also scored 14 goals between them. And the Bruins won.  So […]

Sasha Squared = Bi-Winning!

Hey all you Caps fans! Did I call it or what? Who’s on fire? Sasha Fierce is on fire!  Who saved the game tonight against Tampa? Sasha Fierce tieing it with less than 7 minutes to go.  My other Russian Machine nailed the coffin shut with a shootout goal. Who won the game in OT against Florida? […]

Winning!

Shut the front door. Even Charlie Sheen isn’t winning like the Blackhawks – 6 in a row with 25 goals scored in that stretch.  I can’t not post these! For some reason, it makes me want to sing this: Also the Sharks are on a crazy tear, and that’ll get a post this weekend.  They’ve […]