Today marks what I hope will be a semi-annual feature extolling the virtues and magnificence of one very special person.
Like my esteemed colleague Pants, and her undying love for Mike Green, my love and admiration for Tyler Seguin has become too great and all consuming for it to not have its own dedicated day.
Now I know what you might be thinking “You only like him because he’s hotter than a pepper sprout.” Well that is not entirely untrue, but it’s more than that. Since he came into the league, there has been something about Tyler Seguin that has intrigued me – this like man-child, superstar-on-the-verge thing…but that’s a conversation for another post.
Time to get down to the real reason for today’s feature –
Milk. It does a body good.
Few First off – What is with the pants? Are they yoga pants? Don’t care. He can downward dog with us any day.
The feet – in the words that accompanied this photo, Seguin talks about his giant feet and his ability to pinch & grip things with his toes.
It’s like some mutant superpower. Where are Professor X and the X-Men? Time to ship him off to the School for Gifted Youngster where he can hang out with Beast and crush weights with Colossus.
Or perhaps he might want to take up artistic endeavors with his freakishly dexterous feet. Painting perhaps. If you’ve seen My Left Foot, you’ll understand.
The tattoos/arms – my favorite part of the male form has always been the hands/arms/shoulders and his are pretty spectacular. Then you add the tattoos – and well I’m happier than a camel on Wednesday.
The face – no words needed here. Perfect.
Then we have this photo.
Who is this girl on the left and how can I get her job? Pretty sure that “hockey player body misting person” was not at any job fair I’ve ever been to.
As educated, intelligent women, we are keenly aware that objectifying someone because of their body is bad. People are more than what they look like. It’s about their personalities. Their values. Their goodness.
In the immortal words of pop princess Willa Ford (AKA Mike Modano’s ex-wife)…
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