There was a moment in last night’s Caps’ game when Mike Green scored and I yelled, “I love you, you crazy looking hipster!”

Now I see this and it’s all OneRepublic in here, “Is it too late to apologiiiiiiiiiize?”

Deb (@DLF1021), what would I do without you sending me things?

Mike is featured in this month’s DC Modern Luxury Magazine (Page 81) as one of DC’s Men of Style.  Based on this, I’m buying it.  Do not adjust my vision. Do not make me wait for Monday!

We called him a Part-Time Model… THIS IS NOW VALID EMPLOYMENT.

It’s still not my favorite Mike Green look, but I can evolve.  There’s a lot going on here – stripes in every direction, 50 shades of pink, is that the Avengers logo on his pocket square? – and it ALL works.  As long as he’s combed and clean, it’s a far cry from the caveman roster head shot!

“We usually have blood all over us after the games.”  Stop it, Mike.

As for the aforementioned screaming, Mike had two goals in the Caps’ win over Carolina.  The first was assisted by Nicky B, giving Piglet his 400th NHL point.  IT TIED THE GAME.

The second was, of course, also assisted by Nicky.  That’s how bromances work.  IT ALSO TIED THE GAME.

 

Henceforth, goals scored by your OTP (or just OTP for that team) shall be known as: THE ADORAGOAL.

Robin (@rockinredbirdie) is like Shakespeare, coining her own terms.

The Young Guns were all firing – Ovi had 2 G, Mike had 2, Nicky had 4 As.  Just to stick it to us, Sasha Fierce stopped Ovi’s shot toward the empty Canes net with under a minute to go, looking for that hat trick.  Hahahaha, JERK.

GAME TIED.  Somebody hug me.

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