Happy Eric Staal Day!

People are talking about Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers on 12.12.12, but we here at WUYS know how to party.

Happy Eric Staal Day!  

One of the worst things about this lockout is the delay of seeing Eric and Jordan on the same team.  This was going to be their year!  (Jordan got 11.11.11 and it fell on a Foxy Friday – he’s my favorite Staal, what can I say?)

It’s time to unmask the “sod farm” they supposedly grew up on for what it really is – an extremely successful Canadian genetic engineering facility.

In the event of zombie apocalypse, the “sod farm” might be overrun with resourceful woman volunteering to help repopulate the Earth.

Ever the over-achiever, Captain Eric has a head start with two adorable children already.  This is Parker, our future intern.

Well, maybe Eric has three kids.

If you’ve never attended a Canes game and seen EStaal in person, you are missing out on a MAJOR AWARD.  Plus Intern Jeff Skinner wants to know why you don’t visit him like you promised.

Celebrate 12.12.12 by watching these instead:

 

 

 

 

What, were you doing something else today?

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  1. Cassy Reply

    Look Intern Jeff Skinner – I know I promised I’d visit on Canadian Thanksgiving. And then again on US Thanksgiving, but I’m really busy here. What with the season not on, I’m having to work at my other job, which is repairing sick people. And those with sports injuries. Like Jordan.

    I’ll try again for Christmas, if I’m not playing with surgeons and a glorified meccano set trying to figure out which bit goes where, ‘k?

    Note to all – that’s what I really do!

  2. “It’s time to unmask the “sod farm” they supposedly grew up on for what it really is – an extremely successful Canadian genetic engineering facility.”

    Now this is a super covert op that I would gladly participate in.

  3. Esbee Reply

    I was walking by my Jordan Staal shirsey and Eric Staal jersey that need to go in the laundry but I can’t bring myself to admit that I have no reason to wear them right now. *sobbing*