Mikey Monday: Missed It

It’s Monday, and the first of October.  I expected to be writing about pre-season games and the fact that in 10 days, the regular season would start on my birthday.  Followed by the Caps home opener on October 12, Mike’s birthday.

Instead, we’re still on golf.

I’ll admit it: I saw this picture several times and never got past the gap in Jordan Eberle’s teeth.  Showstopper.

Then it came up with an AHL assignment article on Friday and hey there in the background!  Apparently’s Eb’s hospital benefit golf tourny in July was really a Battle of the Perfect Eyebrows.

The dress code must have stated “pretty-preppy, including collared shirts,” which Mike read as “whatever you wore to the bar last night.”

It works for him, though.  It always does.  (I already miss shorts.)

The other day, Caitlin suggested that Max Talbot was awfully Judd Nelson-like these days.  I had already been thinking that about Mike (also I just saw Pitch Perfect).  The clothes, hair, ink – check.  Mike so wants to be the bad boy with a heart of gold.  That means Eberle is Emilio Estevez and RNH is Molly Ringwald, but I don’t think they’d ever really get detention.

In my addled brain, I really want Mike & Jordan to be friends.  People who are friends with Ebs get so many bonus points in my book – further cementing Mike’s lead, of course.  Do you think they went to an animal shelter or had an ice cream date?  Does THall know about this?

Here’s the event link and Facebook photos.  Great cause, nice work everyone.

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  1. BKNY1999 Reply

    “RNH is Molly Ringwald” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Can’t stop laughing. Thanks Pants. Needed a chuckle on this horrible Monday.

    • MouthGuard Reply

      DITTO. I will forever see him as Molly Ringwald, now. 🙂