Intern Desk: Dear Diary

A bunch of you sent us this link and I’m so sorry that I’m slow in posting.  I was laugh-crying so hard I couldn’t type.

Some gems from this fantastic game show:

Most Uncomfortable: Intern Jeff Skinner’s “short shifts” apparently translate off the ice.  Is he old enough to be making these jokes?

Best Admission of Guilt: “This is awkward.” – Intern Jeff Skinner

Good Will Hunting Award: Tyler Seguin’s fractions – 4.2, 4.3

Best Time to Cheat: “A lot of women watch this.” – Cabbie to Seguin as he grades his own ‘stick handling’

Best Answer That Isn’t Cheating: “Soft mitts off the ice.” – Stammer gives himself a 5 for ‘stick handling’

But the best best best overall part of this video?  James Neal & Steven Stamkos LOVE each other.  Intern Jeff Skinner really knows how to keep his job around here.

Dear Cabbie, please host the NHL Awards.  Dear NHL, you know I’m right.

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  1. Deanna Reply

    I LOVE Cabbie! He always does the funniest interviews and videos. When I first watched this the other day I had to shut it off halfway through because I was in the library and I was having a hard time not laughing out loud.

    I love Biz staring down the camera when talking about endurance. It would only have been better if he winked. Seguin’s fractions and Stammer and Biz’s high opinions of themselves are also prime.

  2. Yeah, that 94% is the highest score Biz will ever earn in his life.

    • Admit it, Biz is hot. “Let’s put it this way, that’s making six sheets off the ice.” I will convert you, Carter.

      Cabbie makes me proud to be Canadian.

      • Give it up, Lindsay! You’re not converting anyone 😛

      • Wait, I lied.

        Biz’s STD score is probably much higher than 94%!

        • Damnit – Biz can’t help it if the only place he’s rocking it is the bedroom, guys.

  3. Cassy Reply

    You didn’t mention Biz! Omg!!!

    Totes awesome btw!

  4. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, because it needs to be said: I never ever ever ever ever ever want to hear Jeff Skinner joke about his penis ever ever ever again.

  5. Jeff is adorable! He’s a good sport. I mean, Cabbie totally walked him into that one.

  6. Josephine Reply

    Did I hear Tyler Seguin say “snooki”????

  7. That’s why I love Cabbie 🙂 I always have tears in my eyes from laughing when I watch his interviews.

    And I totally agree with Pants, Cabbie should host the NHL Awards. It would be epic!

  8. Marissa Reply

    this is one of those times i wish pkane was in the room with tazer so we could see the bromance at work and they could chirp at each other.

  9. Awww, Jeffy.

    Kinda have to agree with Jess. Don’t really want to hear him talking about his twig and berries ever again. It’s awkberg and I don’t like it.

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