Mikey Monday – DC Ink

I’m a day early, I know, but  Mike Tweeted a photo of the outline of his new tattoo.  And he said you should give someone a hug because he’s sure you know someone who needs one.  You do.  It’s me.  Because of this. As we’ve discussed, I’m not really into tattoos.  Yes, that’s weird.  There […]

Pst … Boston!

If only this article would have come out BEFORE the Capitals played Tampa Bay then maybe they would have stood a chance! But NO! On the other hand, do hockey fans really read Sports Illustrated? Because they hardly EVERY cover anything on hockey. It would have been the best kept secret, like it still is. […]

Mikey Monday

I’m traveling for work and frankly have nothing anyway, but these make me laugh.  Everybody’s so tough.  Err…

Offical Uniform of WUYS

Nicky, your shirt.  I can’t even.

Let it Out.

I can’t stop laughing.  Someone sent me this because I said I’d never heard Sasha Fierce speak a word – and he actaully speaks English in this video.  But the show is stolen by Ovi’s maniac roller coaster screaming… man, if you could gif a noise this would be the best.  Start at the 1 […]

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One for the Road

These Capitals Exit Interviews are depressing, but if you’re feeling crappy today (I am) it kind of captures the mood. Nicky brushed his hair and everything [video].  His ESL sounds extra-sad.  Why does he like the Braves?  Did he have TBS as a kid? Mike, let the facial hair go [video].  Fidget is in full […]

Mikey Monday: This Again

I think we’ve posted this before but hey, it’s summer for some people and we’ve got a long way to go.  I CRY every time I watch this.  Then I laugh for half  an hour.  Then I go back, watch it again and think “Sasha is so pretty.”  (I mean REALLY.  Take away the early […]

It's all the same…

WUYS BFF Lisa sent us this video that John Erskine posted to Twitter.  Looks like it went up 11 hours ago, which would be 11 PM last night.  Nice to see the Caps aren’t taking their sweep too hard.  Wordpress doesn’t support TwitVideos, but you can watch it here. Check out that tattoo.  I’m not […]

Guy Boucher and the Apprentices.

Fast forward to 6 minutes and 28 seconds to get the actual point when the brooms multiply if you’re not familiar with this classic. Or watch the whole damn thing. It actually includes lightning which is quite fitting. And then the Capitals Meet Tampa Bay: And then the saddest death: In memoriam – the Washington Capitals […]

Ok Caps … Let's Get This Party Started.

I’d even take one for the team too: And then there’s Ovi staring deeply into, into well, not my eyes unfortunately …

How to Feel Better

There’s a proverb that says night is always darkest before the dawn.  So the darkness is Mike Green’s undisclosed lower body injury that kept him on the bench toward the end of the 3rd last night.  Apparently he’s walking with a “severe limp” (gleaned from Twitter).  I know that he’ll cowboy up and play tonight […]

Waiting for Tonight

I have to back Dawn up on this one.  What the actual hell is going on, Caps?  Is it asking too much from you (Mike Green) to, um, I don’t know… PLAY at all during the 3rd period?  I know BB put you in time out.  He probably sent you to bed hungry.  And I’m […]

Wha' Happened?

It’s good to be Tampa Bay! Evidently this 1-3-1 defense is flummoxing everyone and I don’t really understand why the Penguins or the Caps are having a problem with it NOW. Hasn’t Tampa had it ALL SEASON? Is it a surprise NOW? Do they need a special decoder ring because I’m pretty sure Pierre Maguire […]

Mikey Monday: Had a Bad Day

Whenever someone messes up in a Caps game I think, “Thank God it wasn’t Mike.”  But last night, it was. I hung around Verizon for about 30 min yesterday after the Nationals game, deciding if I should spend way too much money on a hockey ticket or save it for Game 5.  If there is […]

We're Going to the Game!

EEEEEEEEEEEE!  Gator and I are going to Caps game tonight!  We just bought tickets on StubHub for $62 each.  WHAT?!  Good thing we were at work really early before everyone in DC wakes up and realizes Round 2 starts today. I only slept 4 hours last night and we’re both wearing blue.  Commence emergency maneuvers! […]

Backstrom Takes Your Calls

Again with the emotional imbalances – I can barely see to type because of the tears.  I don’t know what this is.  But that hair.  Chuck, I think Nicky B wants to replace Bry(i)an in Westlife.  And is that purple icon supposed to look like a phone?  Is that what phones look like in Sweden? […]

Sorry Guys But …Too Much Gloom and Doom!

I was on a road trip with some girlfriends this weekend so I wasn’t able to get this post in right away but here it is: my happy dance at the Capitals winning – winning – ALL WINNING! It’s good to be a Capitals fan right now. So I am going to revel in that […]

This Week's Play-Offs Are Brought To You By The Letter "D".

I know what you’re thinking, I’m going to pull the obvious word out my butt, but not yet. I’ll get to Letang and dreamy Mike Green and someone else in a second. But first up, Jeremy Roenick has been harping on the first word, DISCIPLINE. Coming from JR, it conjures a couple of thoughts because […]

Mikey Monday: Tough Love

You know in A Christmas Story, when Ralphie shoots his eye just like everyone said he would?  Well Mike took another shot to the head on Saturday.  I swear he’s magnetic.  This dinger actually knocked a few screws out of Mike’s helmet… [video] Our immediate Mike Green Prayer Circle seemed to work though – he […]