Happy 28th Birthday to the one…the only…the Boston legend himself, Patrice Bergeron. Even if you don’t like the Bruins , you love Patrice. Even Pants loves Patrice. I mean, just look at him. The way he plays. The way he carries himself. His face. There is a reason I call him ‘Perfect Patrice’.
January 31, 2013. The day we’ve all been waiting patiently for. The day we’ll all feel slightly less creepy staring at photos of men 10+ years younger than us. Today is Tyler Seguin’s birthday. And not just any birthday, but his 21st birthday. Shots of Patron for everybody! Oh lord, help us all. People of […]
As a hockey blog, we would be remissed if we didn’t give a big, huge birthday shout out to the one…the only…the greatest of all time (aka the GOAT)… Mr. Wayne Gretzky The Great One turns 52 years young today! Born January 26, 1961 in Brantford, Ontario, Gretzky is without a doubt the best player […]
Obligatory Birthday Post! Happy Birthday to my dear dear friend and hockey partner-in-crime, Pants! Now I know that this whole stupid lock out thing has got you depressed. Hopefully these amazing gifs will cheer you up…
Dear Tyler, I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies for the lateness of these birthday wishes but I swear I didn’t forget about you. That’s just not possible. You’re my lobstah. Especially when you dress up nice… And when you sing so pretty… And when you crack up laughing… And when you get […]
What’s Up, Ya Sieve? turns 1 today! So you know what that mean… Cake. Mexican Coca-Colas. Office Dance Party. More cake. Glitter…so much glitter… and this… 365 days and here we are! We’ve had almost 200,000 hits, which we can honestly say we never expected. We thought we’d be lucky if we got 200, not counting the 195 […]