Today really got away from me – because I spent it recovering from last night, when this happened:
Instant, full-volume inner monologue:
It’s a understatement to say the Crosbot is off to a slow start this season. With 3 G and 7 A, his 10 points rank him 134th in the League. This from a guy who finished third in goals last year, and was only beaten on the very last day. The Pens, however, have turned around the struggle bus around and are now 4th in the East (8th in the League) with 24 points.
So what’s the most superstitious guy in the locker room League world to do?
— Stephanie (@myregularface) November 20, 2015
He actually changed something. Is the world ending? Look outside. Have you seen any locusts today? How about frogs? If you see one, RUN. A plague may follow.
Even websites that are not this blog are talking about it: Sporting News | Pensburgh | All of Twitter
I imagine Sid debating “warm-up helmet” vs. “peanut butter-and-something-not-jelly” at length. Perhaps he called a friend (John Tavares) who used graph paper to plot the pros and cons (John Tavares). He didn’t just throw off his helmet in the tunnel and ask Duper to hockey-stick his hair.
Or maybe he did.
https://twitter.com/brittamulaney/status/667491594250166272
Either way, it worked. It even works with that mustache (er, in spite of the mustache). And it worked in real life, as Sid scored the game winning goal vs. Colorado. You know what that means.
Forever. Or at least longer than the mustache lasts, a girl can hope.
Tags: Movember, Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby