Because It's The Cup Campaign

Dawn, Ovi - sorry for the bad season. I do better in play-offs. I promise. BOOM! hahahahahahah

So when this campaign started the feedback was terrible so they adjusted it STAT because it was like the MasterCard ad, the Hockey Discover Card and “I Just Want My Pants Back” had a drunken three way, someone got pregnant and no one wanted to take responsibility for the monster that came of it.

Hockey fans will tell you straight up when something stinks.

I get TPTB wanted to include the fans but thank god we bascially got a bastard child of HISTORY WILL BE MADE! I don’t want to see faux Hollywood replicas of what they think we are doing in our homes/bars/favorites hockey watching spots. Trust me – WE KNOW. And it wasn’t what they were showing us.

I want to see Ovi telling me what he’s GOING to do in the play-offs.

Dear NHL - stilling waiting for Letang's solo "Because of the Cup" ad. Statistically speaking - Pens can win without St. Sid but not with out #58. Just sayin'

I want to see Kris Letang brush his sexy hair out of his face and smile at me as he skates at the screen.

I want to see Erik Karlsson and his glorious mullet, all awkward and sh&t.

Dear little man, may you win the Norris if Kris Letang (a complete dark horse but I wish would win) doesn't.

 Hell, I’d even take Jagr saluting me! (not quite but see below for you hard core philly fans – bless you all!)

You've grown on me like a fungus but you make me laugh - which is hard to do!

It isn’t quite that but it will do for now. So for your viewing pleasure if you haven’t seen these yet:

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  1. Michelle Reply

    Wow those all suck, except that last one… Because its the Gingeroux…..

    • Dawncherrie Reply

      I have to admit … I have a secret crush on most of Philly. Little Danny Briere, Claude, Hartnell, Jagr even. I just wish they’d live up to their names. ;)!

  2. Great Odin’s Raven!
    Look at Zetterberg’s beard!
    It’s GLORIOUS!

    • Proof vikings still exist. They just do more pillaging now for the silver chalice.

  3. YES!!! to every Tanger thing you said. Letang for Norris! Letang for Hart! Letang for Prime Minister of Canada!

  4. MouthGuard Reply

    They really need to just let fans submit playoffs videos. They’d be infinitely more original, twitsted, reverent and entertaining. All at the same time! Either that or let the folks who do the Peggy commercials take over.

    • YES!!! Let the Peggy people do them! I love the Peggy ads!!! 🙂