So Max got three games for his ‘Hamlet 2’ to Letang’s face . Fair or not, I equate to getting a traffic ticket in the mail when there’s no posted signs. Letang see-saws saying he thinks the three games is fair – having been -Shanna-hammered in the past – but doesn’t think Max is a dirty player. What a diplomat.

On the Pen’s website they even talk about how perfect Tanger’s hair is with his broken nose. In photos, he doesn’t even have that nasty black and blue drainage to make him look like a sad panda. He probably iced that bad boy and elevated it stat after scoring the game winner. “Outta my way, Disney Prince has a bleeder!” He says he has problems breathing which is one of the reason’s he’s sidelined for tonight which makes my hockey viewing choices easier – Caps debut with new coach – might be interesting.

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