We hacked the Bauer Hockey Facebook page today and posted nothing but pictures of the Staals. Oh wait, that wasn’t us? Someone else did this? BRAVO. And woah. You can see all the photos here. But you can’t handle it. (Oh wait, that’s us.) Ginger Staal got married over the weekend, hence the festivities. The Staal […]
Every week, you try to ignore Monday. You pull up your socks but still it won’t go away. Monday is just so obvious and frankly intimidating that you turn your back and find something fascinating across the room. Because if you can’t see Monday, then Monday can’t see you. Right? I think Mike knows how […]
If you’d like to spend your Friday watching Nicky B, you’re in luck. Bonus if you speak Swedish or mumbling. He has such nice eyes. Interview Video 1 and Video 2. Fair warning: There isn’t any smiling, as he obviously misses Mike. It makes me wanna: Our pal @raedanda found this on Twitter – MUCH better. Someone tell me […]
The only thing Ovi loves more than a party? Sweatpants. He attended the birthday of Russian singer/actor Andrei Grigoriev-Apollo in his best duds. No wonder Dawn loves him. Things we love: If you Google “Ovechkin sweatpants,” this photo of Dawn’s rear end makes the top search results.
Can I just… Are those moccasins on a scooter, Biz? Is this a dig at Mike Green? I doubt it, because you’re hilarious and we freaking love you. So you’d better not be making fun, since I know where your team stays and I don’t do Wolverine-haired emo slapfights. I will take off my earrings […]
Sportchek’s new Crosby commercials are out! Can I please live in Canada? I believe it’s a magical place where things like this really happen… starring Sid as himself and an 8-year old kid as me. Here’s the link – it’s even in French. 😉 Here’s the second one [link]. We miss his adorkableness something awful. And the […]
And I don’t care if you don’t understand apostrophes.
I’ve been saving this for a day when there is nothing else to post. Best category on this blog.
Welcome to today’s edition of “Who Sounds More Canadian?” [link] Okay, it’s from the ASG, but we still have Fidget vs. Squishy. Fidget wins, of course, since they are not speaking French. (We would die.) Also highlighted in this video: bad camerawork, Stamkos as a babysitter and “Hey Heidi, move your head. We can’t see […]
Let’s be honest. We’re not going to get through today without this: Wake up, Gator. There’s fun to be had. (So perfect, I can’t stop watching it.)
The One and Only turns 24 today. Somewhere in Nova Scotia, he’s as anxious to get back to us as we are to him. He’s been writing, but Mike Green keeps intercepting the mail (we never should have let him watch The Notebook). You can love Sid (me) or hate him (Dawn), but thanks to […]
@GreenFan52 (sounds like my kinda person!) suggested KB3 for this week’s Foxy Friday honor. What do you think? He hits (104 in 66 games this season). On occasion he fights (3 this year… wait, he fought Patrick Marleau?!). Mostly he’s just Juice and for every second you hate him, you can’t help but love him […]
Where does Evgeni Malkin shop? Seriously. Because I want to go to there. There’s nothing like a built-in white shirt underneath your other shirt, especially if it’s a scoop neck. Geno is the most endearing person in the whole world. If he were a puppy, he would have to be multiple puppies to handle all the […]
So Sean Avery is a moron. In other news, water is wet. Avery was arrested early this morning for shoving a Hollywood, CA police office who was responding to a noise complaint about a loud party at Avery’s house [link, and yes I picked the TMZ one on purpose]. He must have had The Hangover […]
… move to Chicago. Because this guy is sticking around. Former Foxy Friday honoree Patrick Sharp signed a 5-year deal with the Blackhawks today (dollar amount not released). I’d sign him to a 5-year contract with my fantasy hockey team for how many points he scored me last year. He played 74 games, had 71 points […]
Gator interrupted our NHL Store shopping spree to inform us that it’s National Watermelon Day. While this has nothing to do with hockey, it has everything to do with a Top 10 All-Time film clip. What would be more summery? So happy Watermelon Day, and remember your dance space.
I have lost Chuck a midst the mess of this office. She’s probably buried under a pile of old Jets jerseys and cannot reach her keyboard, which is the only reason she hasn’t posted this. Teen Wolf had his day with the Cup in Ontario last week. You can watch the video [link]. I really wish I’d ridden […]
While we are bored, sweltering and waiting for October, Marc-Andre Fleury has been in Africa. Well fine. I thought getting heat stroke at Hershey Park with Gator was an exciting event. You can watch the interview [link] and get the mad giggles from listening to him talk. Can you picture him in a pith helmet? […]
Raise your hand if you asked Brian Rolston to your high school prom. Really, just me? There are a lot of hockey-related things I could fire my HS BFF for, but this is not one of them. This was a solid decision back in the day. Of course I knew he would say no, what […]
It’s hot as hell outside and all I wanna do is this. #isitoctoberyet ??