This week, Tyler Tuesday really overdelivers.
If asked for two words to describe Tyler Seguin, Chuck would use “dude” and “perfect.” She is
sedated after seeing this on vacation, so allow me….
First of all, Dude Perfect is – as advertised – a group of five guys and a panda. One guy has a gingerbeard. Before we even get to Jamie & Tyler, we know this is going to be right up our alley.
The ensuing competition of ridiculous challenges confirms what Dallas Stars World Domination HQ has been shilling for months: Tyler and Jamie are more talented, more fun and better looking than your team.
And they know it. We see you, Obviously Rhetorical Question answered silently by Tyler’s expression:
These two giggle more on camera than you will watching and they shamelessly hug everyone within arm’s reach . Tyler bounces a rubber duck off his skate blade. Jamie scores a diving goal with a pumpkin. Can I buy this at Starbucks?
Obviously each drill was completed flawlessly on the first take, including the Despicable Me Minion Fart Blaster duel (I have one of this in my office for serious occasions). No editing or magic of Hollywood needed here.
Jamie wins the competition, even with a one point deduction for how slowly he realizes that balancing the ball on the cup is the point of that game. Tyler isn’t really trying – he just assumes there are bonus points for how often he manages to flash his abs.
I’d say more teams should invite Dude Perfect in, but I’m not sure they can all handle it. Perhaps Dude Perfect could just stick around to consult on the Stars’ multimedia efforts all season, since you’re halfway to buying a Jamie Benn jersey already.
Thanks to @J.Rho for pointing out that I forgot to include the BONUS FOOTAGE video. Probably because Mr. Pants & I actually joked about being PB&J for Halloween this year, and I know Tyler and Jamie would do it better.
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