By popular demand, repeated Tweets and just an overall campaign of “WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!”, today’s selection is the NHL’s Most Likely to Be Suggested.
Foxy Friday: Brandon Bollig
Why does Brandon get so many nominations? Could it be:
– The perfect beard?
– Stylish outfits?
– His excellent taste in music?
– Putting a guy through the boards?
(Side note: Chicago fans, be nice. If a guy gets wrecked into your laps, maybe don’t pour beer on his head and steal his helmet. Even if it was funny.[story])
– Requisite attractive Hawks friends?
– Requisite spectacular Hawks bromance?
These two are on another level. [evidence locker]
– Or is this what makes WUYS readers so often cry Foxy?
Yeah, that’s the one.
So there you have it: Brandon Bollig. Finally Foxy Friday.
Contrary to our ramblings of Canadian adoration, there are bonus points here for being American. Especially from the south because, really? A hockey player from Missouri? If I find out he says “y’all,” I may give him a month of Fridays.
No hard feelings toward Red Sox fans about the World Series, right Brandon? Either time?
He’d probably just laugh and hug the Cup, leaving me to hold Chuck. I could cheer her up with a little help from the best-in-the-business Blackhawks TV:
There are so many reasons Brandon Bollig deserves a Foxy Friday that we lost count at HE WAS A COOK. As in a job, for money, not boiling water for mac & cheese. That would be his #2 talent, behind hockey, if we had any idea where to rank this:
Yes, boating. Sorry, what ? You want a close up of his tattoo and to know what it means?
Now stop interrupting.
Brandon played part of the last two seasons in the AHL and part with the Blackhawks. You know, the good part where he won a Cup. This season he’s got 2 NHL goals and assists, for a total of 4 career NHL points to go with his 14 NHL fights. We love 4th liners. He offers the Hawks a physical presence and is earning more ice time (not just fight time) every game [great feature], in hopes of expanding his role.
Excuse me? No, you cannot see him do bicep curls using a puppyweight. This is a serious hockey conversation, people. We don’t just find pictures of, oh.
He does. And we do.
Fine. With that, Brandon Bollig joins an illustrious list of Blackhawks with his own Foxy Friday. Life looks pretty good from the top.
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