And now, a dramatic reenactment of Games 1-3 in the Penguins/Islanders series.
By Britney Spears
Not exactly what Britney meant.
Game 1: Penguins 5, Islanders 0
Oh yeah. Everything they say about me is true, look how unstoppably hot/young/talented/perfect I am.
Sid: Are you talking about us?
Remember Flower’s wedding?
Game 2: Penguins 3, Islanders 4
Waaaaahhhhhhhhaaaattt do you mean Justin dumped me and I’m fat and tone deaf and I forgot to wear pants to this TV interview?
Sid: I can hear you, you know.
Game 3: Penguins 5, Islanders 4 (OT)
I have no idea what I’m doing maybe this will work RRRRAAAAAHHHHHH oh hey I feel better now.
Sid: You take that back.
The Isles deserve a ton of credit for the great hockey they have played in bursts through the last two games. How about their crowd yesterday? I think the Penguins should still have this in the bag if they can just even out their game. The Islanders have been very good, but anything less than spectacular and it’s the Penguins beating themselves.
Bets on what Tuesday night’s game will look like?
“But I also might be dead.”
Best gif ever. Perfect for the NHL playoffs!
During yesterday’s game my husband actually said “I’m so happy the Islanders are in the playoffs.” I told him, “You can either sit here and not talk or I’m going to watch this game somewhere else – your choice.” And then the Islanders scored.
Too many turnovers, too many problems with puck possession…GUYS. Defense is a thing. Let’s play it. I’m wearing all of my Pens gear for tomorrow’s game and starting the drinking EARLY ‘cuz I fear the Islanders are gonna bring it. Like some middle school fight at the bike racks, 4:15. It’s gonna get scrappy.
I just hope the team remembers that Crosby didn’t come back from his jaw break as soon as possible just to play golf next week.
Youse gals…perfect analysis as usual!