Just when I was complaining that there’s nothing to talk about…
So what, right? Biz in his panties, what else is new? There’s also a Playboy Playmate featured in the photo shoot. I haven’t seen the pics because the very idea just gave my computer an STD.
Look again.
WHAT? We used to be a crack squad of interweb detectives, but I don’t see this article anywhere. Even Tumblr fails me. This lockout has lulled us all into a coma, unsuspecting of features on people we’ve almost forgot existed. The Fourth Period website has just this little tease:
“In This Issue” should read IN MY LIFE. Could someone from a country where they sell this magazine please find a copy and wallpaper my office send it to me? We are running on empty here!
I now know what hysterical blindness feels like, because my vision rebelled at seeing anything related to BizNasty. I’m thinking the only true cure is seeing James Neal (attempting to put on a shirt).
GAH! Holy Biz! Suddenly I’m reminded that I paid for a year of 4th Period and have only received 1 issue. I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!
“Biz in his panties.”
LOLZ.
“So what, right? Biz in his panties, what else is new? There’s also a Playboy Playmate featured in the photo shoot. I haven’t seen the pics because the very idea just gave my computer an STD.”
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Best. Paragraph. Ever.
I got excited over the scavenger hunt. Then I got disappointed. Then excited again.