Camp Biosteel: Day 2

Maybe I got a little too excited about Stamkos yesterday, because Camp Biosteel’s Day 2 video is the Tyler Seguin Show.

For the record, I’m not complaining.

But where is Marshall? I was promised a puppy.

Oh jeez.  Okay.  Fair trade.

Stop. I surrender.

Sorry to Segs, but he’s not the true highlight of this video.

Behold the exact photo definition of WUYS:


There’s hockey, a hot guy who plays hockey, some form of exercise and a damsel in cardiac distress over the entire tableau.

This picture says a thousand words and most of them are “UNF.”

I don’t know why it’s happening, but I guarantee this girl had no idea it would happen to her .  A close proximity shirtless push-up from Biznasty is not a ‘messy bun’ occasion.  She’d much rather faint in stiletto cage sandals and a sparkly dress.  Happens to us all the time.

Shameless.  Hallelujah.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Behold Stammer’s secret message inviting me over for movie night, where I get to eat all the ketchup chips since he can’t do that during training camp.

We’ll obviously watch Attack the Block, because he knows I love that movie.

And he knows how we much we appreciate this look. I’m giving him the tag #shorthairdontcare this season.

Still no James Neal.  There is one shot of Intern Jeff Skinner – the equivalent of a note from his coach about why he’s not here to get me a candy bar.  I’m heartened by all these guys training hard because they obviously intend to start playing any day now, and keep doing so all season.  No lockout.  No excuses.

Until tomorrow…

(Thanks Amanda, photo-finder extraordinaire.)

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  1. Excellent music choice for this video. I sort of love that song. “Oh baby, you want me.”

    Tyler Seguin – for the love of CHRIST ALMIGHTY! Please don’t EVER STOP. Never. Never ever.

    If I had to venture a guess I’d say that girl is a massage therapist and she has the best job in the world.

    Is it too late to change our career paths?

    • jana Reply

      I’m currently researching how to get a Canadian work visa and work for BioSteel.

      And in regards to Tyler Seguin, let me just say: Thank you, God. Job well done.

      • If only TSegs shirt came up just a little higher in that first pic. But then again I’d probably be dead on the floor right now. All I can really say is “ARMS UNF” *faint*

  2. Loulipops Reply

    HOLY COW JEFF SKINNER!!! A most excellent picture.

  3. I second the notion of UNF! Christ, Segs! I had to pause halfway through for a napkin to wipe my drool. I feel so old and dirty…I once babysat for kids who are now his age.

    • Heather Reply

      I’m right there with ya, Deb. Young ones like TSegs who make me drool THIS hard (see also: Tanger, Nealer, Staalsy, etc.!) make me feel like the worst kind of dirty old woman. Doesn’t stop me from drooling, though! Ha ha ha ha ha

  4. Deanna Reply

    I just LOVE BioSteel camp. A little sad that two of my fave boys, who were there last year, don’t seem to be around this time. But Seguin and his arms-and his face-are making up for it.

  5. Not sure whose arms are better… Jeff’s or Tyler’s.

    I demand a flex off.

    I’m available for judging duties.

    • I think that needs more than one judge. You know to keep it fair. Although, I’m going to give a slight bias to baby Jeff since he hoverhanded me in a picture that one time.

    • Why do I have a feeling this “flex-off” would look suspiciously like the walk-off scene in Zoolander.

      “It’s a walk-off!”
      Oh that Hansel. He’s so hot right now.

  6. Fitty boys aside, kudos on using damsel, tableau and stiletto cage sandals in the span of two paragraphs.

    • Agreed, Jess. Pants, you had me at “Shameless. Hallelujah.”