Dear Tyler,
I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies for the lateness of these birthday wishes but I swear I didn’t forget about you. That’s just not possible.
You’re my lobstah.
Especially when you dress up nice…
And when you sing so pretty…
And when you crack up laughing…
And when you get excited like a fluffy Canadian puppy…
And when you bust a move…
And when you give hugs…
And when you do this…
So a very happy 20th birthday shout out to my favorite #19.
Only one more year until you can drink legally in the United States…
But not like that’s stopped you before.
I wonder exactly how many seconds it took for someone to turn Segs singing Drake into a GIF and post it to tumblr. My guess is… less than 60.
It was probably instantaneous.
Just so precious.
Counting down to Jessica posting about her cougar problem….5…4…3…2..1…
Damnit Lindsay!! But his age starts with a “2” now! It is no longer super pervy to cougar him. Just normal-pervy.
PS – HHHHHHHNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
PS – his singing on the NBCVersusWhatever feed. On CBC they just showed him bobbing his head. It was unbelievable. There was major fangirl shrieking x 3 in my living room.
That was supposed to say “His singing on the NBCVersusWhatever feed was super embarrassing.” Forgive me, it’s been a long week (WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S ONLY TUESDAY?!) and I’m on my way to the Blackhawks riiiiiight…… NOW.
Jonathan Toews says “I thought I was your favorite 19.”
COMMENCE DERP FACE!
I feel that logically, since I am a female college student, I should be drooling over him. But I just can’t!
Okay. He does have a nice body and him singing to Drake (the artist formerly known at Jimmy… Remember your roots!) was totally cute. So was his tweet about being excited that his mom and sister were coming in for the week to celebrate his birthday with him.
But still. I just can’t find it in me…