Well, folks, it was bound to happen.
Stanley is a little banged up, thanks to former Bruin Michael “Cool” Ryder and a flimsy Nova Scotian card table.
To which my friend Fatty J exclaimed, “Jesus Michael!”
Dios mios indeed!
What is that table made out of anyway? Paper mache and matchsticks?
You’d think that they’d be able to find a sturdier table to hold the Cup, you know, to prevent that from happening.
Luckily, the Cup is okay. Just a little dent.
Can’t say the same for Ryder’s pride though.
Welcome to infamy, my friend.
Man Down.
Poor guy! Never mind. Can’t be worse than those pics of Sidney Crosby sleeping with the damn thing.
And some people eat out of it *shudders*
Brad Marchand aka Marshamont aka Motoscooter ate cereal out of it the other day…
http://video.bruins.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=1198&id=122191
(check out the 0:35 mark…)
Some people put their babies in there!
And some players took it to strip clubs..
I’m never, EVER touching the Stanley Cup. It’s contaminated foreves after this crop of players. Sorry Chuck.
They are not to first to have left cooties on the Cup.
Don’t forget that Darren McCarty won the cup a few times…
Sketchy McSketcherton.
I will rub it down with hand sanitizer, don’t worry. I can’t have Mikey catching a cold.