I don’t know what to do with myself. I feel all lost and empty and strange. Plus now Letang is going to go back to Montreal. Pittsburgh is going to be significantly less beautiful. Everything is terrible.
Everything is Roloson and everything hurts.
Pants, I’m drowning in sorrow with you, sister.
Tazer, then my beloved Penguins? I’m starting to wonder if Sid is alive.
Oh, I almost cried last night when the Hawks were sent home for the summer. Did you see poor Tazer’s face in the post-game interviews? Now this? The pain is too great. My penguin boys have exited the building.
I’m going to go drown myself in Hawaiian punch and rubbing alcohol.
I don’t know what to do with myself. I feel all lost and empty and strange. Plus now Letang is going to go back to Montreal. Pittsburgh is going to be significantly less beautiful. Everything is terrible.
Everything is Roloson and everything hurts.
Pants, I’m drowning in sorrow with you, sister.
Tazer, then my beloved Penguins? I’m starting to wonder if Sid is alive.
Oh, I almost cried last night when the Hawks were sent home for the summer. Did you see poor Tazer’s face in the post-game interviews? Now this? The pain is too great. My penguin boys have exited the building.
I’m going to go drown myself in Hawaiian punch and rubbing alcohol.
No point in watching any more hockey now.