Style 101

I like to imagine how this man-date came about: King Henrik and his Jedi padawan, Biebs.  KH is teaching JB all the ways to be your coolest, smoothest self in NY while maintaining that foreign mystique.

– Skype video call to determine exact shade of black to wear.

– Meet early for hairstyling.

– Courtside seats for maximum white tooth exposure.

– Biebs allowed to choose own snacks.  Now getting lesson on why pretty guys should never eat hot dogs in public.

– Biebs to buy largest watch available tomorrow morning.

– Biebs’ next video to take place on Lundqvist’s NYC party bus.

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  1. Seriously Pissed Reply

    Ooooh I get to see Lundqvist live and in person this weekend. Hold me back.

  2. That’s a sniper’s dream job: A two-fer

  3. Does Henrik have any tips to help Justin stop looking like a lesbian?