Hello!  Intern Jeff Skinner here, very excited to be writing my first post for WUYS.  In case you missed it I scored two goals last night.  We still lost 3-2 in overtime to the Devils, but that’s okay.  I don’t want the girls thinking that I can do everything around here all by myself.

Pants insists I point out that I have 20 goals.  Same as Ovechkin. Now she’s making me record it on Dawn’s voicemail.

Spot the Cane

Chuck says my first goal was awesome because it’s scored from way over here [video].  I think it was just a lucky opening and I got a great pass then the shot got up and… oh wait, she fell asleep.  I forgot to bring her tea this morning.  Well, I’m new.

FREE HUGS!

My second goal was more Pants’ style – right in front of the net, scooping up the rebounds [link].  She especially liked the hugging part at the end.  Then she asked if Eric is looking for an internship.  Maybe she doesn’t think I’m strong enough to lift the water bottle onto the cooler.

2 CUTE 4 U

I’m a little upset that I wasn’t invited to “Ask the Canes” this week to talk about my favorite Valentine’s Day candy [video].  How will the WUYS girls know what to buy me on Monday? I guess if I said “bite-size Snickers” there’s a chance 10,000 screaming girls will show up at the game and start tossing them onto the ice.  Would that really be so bad?  I’d totally share.  Pants suggests Whatchamacallit candy bars are her favorite.  In exchange, she & Chuck have promised to do an American Idol-style casting call to determine which prom I will attend this year.  Stay tuned.