The Russian Machine never breaks and evidently Alex Ovechkin never stops making promos either as evidenced below. ESPN pulled the clip from Pants’ post below but I got it via a tweet from the Caps. IT WAS HILARIOUS! I just wonder seriously who pitches these things to him, “Hey Alex, we are gonna go to the back alley, fill up a bunch of russian dolls with russian dressing and have you knock them down with hockey pucks – cool? great. Thanks.” I mean, really? Yes, really. See below. I think these kind of things up for a living and try to pitch these kinds of things and get blank stares.

Hey Alex, can you come over, cover me with Russian dressing and … BOOM!