The Penguins winning streak is at 11 games (14 unbeaten counting 1 shootout loss) and Sidney has 200 goals in 3 games. Or something like that. All signs point to awesome… except for this.
All these guys are pranksters, right? Love a good practical joke? Well this is one. How many gross superstitions can I adhere to at once before even Pants makes me sleep on the couch?
This is a test of the Emergency Grooming System.
The stache. The hat. The answer: Waaaaaay more than this, Crosby. A 17-game point streak forgives all sins. Even ones that you insist on wearing on your head.
I did ask Mel to make sure he got a Gillette Mach 3 at the CBJ game, but apparently that didn’t work. Should we start a sign campaign? Personally, I think it’s gonna take us all going to the ‘Burgh to seduce his teammates into helping us with our mission: you guys find that hat, we’ll burn it and let’s get him drunk and we’ll hold him down while you shave that horrible man fur off his upper lip. You in?
Movember is over Sid! I couldn’t rock the tache either, but props for still supporting the cause…
I promised not to make fun of him anymore but you seem to be doing just fine!