The 5 Year Plan

… move to Chicago.  Because this guy is sticking around.

Former Foxy Friday honoree Patrick Sharp signed a 5-year deal with the Blackhawks today (dollar amount not released).  I’d sign him to a 5-year contract with my fantasy hockey team for how many points he scored me last year.  He played 74 games, had 71 points and was 8th overall in goal scoring.  Also, his hair.

There’s really no point in Chicago Magazine running their “50 Most Beautiful Chicagoans” feature next year, unless some rule prevents Sharpie from being on the cover two years in a row.  Maybe Tazer could volunteer in his place, like The Hunger Games.

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  1. Joey has only one question – and it’s the most important question of all:

    “What’s the most beautiful thing about you?”

    See? Super important.

    This news about Sharpie staying in Chi-town for 5 years makes me sooooo happy. Tazer, Kaner, Hoss, Sharpie, Duncs AND Seabs? These hooligans will be making my hockey life for at least five more years. Provided nobody gets traded. But let’s not talk about that.

    And I’m totally writing to Chicago magazine, starting the Sharpie/Tazer double cover issue campaigning. Pants, are you with me?

    • It can be like the time George Clooney took out an ad campaigning Matt Damon for People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Or maybe it was the other way around.

  2. Patrick Sharp – please stop. You make me think very very bad things.
    Thank you.