It is a little known major oversight here at WUYS that Steven Stamkos has never been a Foxy Friday. One could argue that’s he’s been sufficiently fox-ied every other day of the week, since we’ve tagged over 100 posts with his name. But with great power comes great responsibility…
To keep looking like this:
Some of our 100+ Stamkos posts have been pretty legendary, including those times he:
… was so cute at 20 that I said, “Call me when you don’t need a fake ID.’
… and James Neal cried laughing at Intern Jeff Skinner‘s mortal humiliation.
… did this:
… pretended to forget his skates while Jordan Eberle pretended to be mean in a Coke Zero commerical.
… and Neal, Tavares and Jeff Carter had an imaginary argument about the scoring race.
… Tweeted a photo of his busted face.
… jumped freakishly high. Which is probably all the time.
… cut/didn’t cut his hair.
… poured water of himself in the name of charity.
… went to the wire on a contract deal. No, the other time.
It’s been 4 years, 7 months and 22 days since Steven’s first mention on WUYS. That means he’s gone 1697 days without being Foxy Friday! Criminal! Finally, we correct this error of 242.5 weeks. (And on a day that Steven and the Bolts play Pittsburgh. I waited 5 years to probably shoot myself in the foot and cost my team their whole season. Yay,)
In honor of Steven finally being named, we’re bringing you ALL NEW (to this blog, mostly, we think) Steven Stamkos content! Skinny legs and all.
— Steven Stamkos (@RealStamkos91) November 6, 2015
When Steven is on the ice, he is:
When he’s not on the ice, you can find him being cute with a puppy:
And with many puppies:
And with his own puppy:
Also with children:
or product placement:
You’ll find him hanging with his related Tumblr searches:
And most importantly, doing activities:
I could go on all day (or for the past five years). Stammer’s contract is up at the end of this season, and the drama is already at peak hysteria. The Lightning have said it’s their “number one priority” – well, duh. Steven has said little other than he loves playing in Tampa. We’ve heard guys say that and take reasonable contracts to stay put, or shout is as they’re rolling toward a new team in an armored truck full of cash. My bet is on Stamkos staying with the Lightning.
If you’re not already following him on twitter (@RealStamkos91), you’re doing it wrong. The guy knows what we want! It’s almost as good as the Steven Stamkos Tumblr feed.
Happy finally Foxy Friday, Steven. Try not to score too many again the Penguins tonight, yeah? Kthanksbye.Tags: Foxy Friday, Steve Stamkos, tampa bay lightning