I don’t know if this break in our server problems will last, so I will post this quickly! Thanks to everyone who sent it to us – it was worth waiting for.
Tyler Seguin and Jordie Benn made a Super Bowl bet: if Seattle lost, Tyler would have Jordie’s megabeard. If New England lost, Jordie would shave Tyler’s head.
What do we have to say? Thank you, Tom Brady. Thank you, Julian Edelman. Thank you, Katy Perry, for even your low-vocaled halftime show and that time you wore the Holocaust cloak from The Princess Bride had some hand in this.
Benn had been working on that beard for a year, and as much as we’ll miss it, he could easily grow it back by next Thursday.
Tyler’s hair, on the other hand… don’t mess.
In other proof that the boys take their football seriously, Tyler Tweeted this:
And while you may be willing to overlook a missing apostrophe or two, Jamie knows the best way to get revenge is by sitting near someone cuter on occasion. Maybe he’s taking applications.
Tags: Dallas Stars, jamie benn, jordie benn, Tyler Seguin