The season is officially over for both of us. We may have that summertime sadness, but it doesn’t mean we can’t be awesome. As the writer Hal Borland said, “No winter lasts forever; no spring skips it’s turn.”
In fact, the off-season is what some people do best. Maybe they’ve been hanging around, waiting for us to get here….
For me, the last hurdle is today’s Penguins Break-Up Day. Already the boys have shaved their beards. Hell, Nisky, would it have killed you to cut your hair? At least you’re t-shirt is A+, unlike Neal’s. Yet you are both outperformed by 19-year old
Casanova Olli Maata, who bought ice cream for a pack of girls. Bravo.
Also this happened. I cannot cite a source (presumably said person lasted just long enough to Tumblr, then fainted), but I could drink to this all night.
See? I feel better already. We’ll have to give Chuck a few more days.
Tags: mike green, Sidney Crosby