You may recall a while back when I got really excited about this.
Like whooping, twirling and scaring Intern Jeff Skinner excited. (We don’t let him work the Halloween Party.) Then yesterday, more screams were heard ’round the world as Lindsay and Alison whipped these around the internet.
Alison found this teaser:
And she was all, “WHAT THAT IS NOT ENOUGH!”
But today, the full length video went up. And it was this face all day:
Try it for yourself:
My lifelong brand loyalty to Coca-Cola has been validated in a way I could never repay at the cost of soda these days. When a server asks, “Is Pepsi okay?” I always say, “No.” Now I will say it much louder.
So many things. First the narration is so Ron Burgundy-esque that I bet they’re broadcasting from a hot tub full of scotch. Steven’s boyfriend sweatshirt is in full effect. Then it actually says “let his stick do the talking.” I swear, no one runs this stuff by girls.
Oh wait, they do. Adorable outtakes? Insightful B-roll?
Oh my, it’s really pronounced “RegIna.” I was hoping that might not be true.
Wait until Stamkos blames it all on John Tavares while casually drawing your focus to how well his shirt fits. We know where to look, Steven.
All this attention is making #TeamEbs nervous.
Okay, I love everyone. My crappy day at work is erased as I watch this on a loop.
There is a second, deleted video of more chirping. I tried to find it but the only Google results for “eberle stamkos” are this blog and fanfiction. So basically this blog twice. If anyone turns it up, we want it!
For now, enjoy Cabbie giving Stammer acting lessons. The next time a guy asks why girls go to the bathroom together, say you’re working on this.
Or just say:
POST SCRIPT: From Lindsay, courtesy of Sharp Magazine.
Bonus: Joffrey Lupul in suits.Tags: Adverts, Edmonton Oilers, Jordan Eberle, steven stamkos, tampa bay lightning