Best Thing I’ve Ever Read at 1:49 AM.

It’s 1:49 AM and I’m crying laughing.  Why, you might ask?

The best thing I’ve read in ages:

Do the John Tavares Workout at Home Lighthouse Hockey


I don’t know which part is best, the warning to not actually do any of these things or the “Extra Work” that includes (and I quote):

After completing all of the above steps, it’s important to pick up any odd jobs you can find around town, such as painting all of your neighbor’s houses (both interiors and exteriors), walking any dogs they have or filing their income taxes.

Income taxes.  I can’t.  Look at the end of the URL when you click the link.

Now go buy yourself ten packets of limo Jell-O mix and read it again.

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  1. Deb Reply

    The disclaimer at the end of the post had me dying!

    I hope I remember to bring you Lemon Lime Jell-O when I see you at the Caps game…mostly to see security’s reaction when they bag check me at the door of the Verizon

  2. Maddie Reply

    Okay, I read the post and am wondering about the jello comment . Then I read the workout link and laughed my ass off. (I’m still trying to explain it to my husband but . . .). Especially after reading about The Boys.

  3. I guess maybe it’s a good thing I’ve done similar work outs as the hockey players? For example, I’ve only done those hip thursts with 120lbs and that was a challenge after like 6 reps.

  4. “Grab two 7-year-old kids by the collar, one in each hand, and alternate pressing each kid into the air (2 sets, 6 reps or until the kids start crying).”

    Or until the kids start crying. That’s just outstanding.