I can’t dedicate the required time to Team Canada without taking it as a paid job, but I can spend three minutes on this.
Remember the show Lost? All that time on a deserted island, living off leaves and opening random hatches while everyone’s eyebrows stayed plucked? The magic of television is everywhere, folks.
Don’t be fooled into thinking people just look this good without help.
And so, a memo that anyone named Pants is qualified to write.
From: The Bachelorette Wardrobe Department
Re: John Tavares’ Pants
Option 1: Yes
Option 2: Yes. A thousand times, yes.
Greatest Instagram ever: instagram.com/CBCOlympics
Option 3: No
We are collectively obsessed with a guy who insists on tucking his polo into his khakis. With a belt. The other outfits above were provided to him, but this one John brought from home.
Oh God, they’re getting closer.
Corey Perry, thinking what we’re thinking.
Goodbye bad boys and high heels and sneaking in after curfew. Goodbye youth. Hello mortgage payments, 401ks and sensible footwear decisions. That sound you hear is a demographic closing behind you.
(You know… watch that middle .gif a few times and it’s really not so bad.)Tags: john tavares