Just surrender. You are no match for the Penguins annual calendar shoot. It’s not like we put up much of a fight, but breaking out the puppies is like dropping a birthday cake through the sunroof of our glittery private jet. Get on board, we have treats! I am dying from all the adorbs [video link].
PS: Remember when Crosby and Niskanen had that fight? No wonder Sid picked Nisky, he looks harmless! We want to bake him cookies.
The calendar will be available on the Pens website before the end of the year.
We think it makes the perfect Christmas gift. For us. You have our address.
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