Puppy Love

Just surrender.  You are no match for the Penguins annual calendar shoot.  It’s not like we put up much of a fight, but breaking out the puppies is like dropping a birthday cake through the sunroof of our glittery private jet.  Get on board, we have treats!  I am dying from all the adorbs [video link].

Nisky & Nealer have guacamole dogs. (This was supposed to say "camouflage" but autocorrect FTW and I'm leaving it.)

PS: Remember when Crosby and Niskanen had that fight?  No wonder Sid picked Nisky, he looks harmless!  We want to bake him cookies.

Girls Puppies Love.

The calendar will be available on the Pens website before the end of the year.

Paul Martin auditions for the LL Bean catalog.

TK and the harvest display at Sam's Club.

We think it makes the perfect Christmas gift.  For us.  You have our address.

Someday, leeetle puppy you will be bigger than my muscles. But not for a long time.

James, your hair. For heaven's sake. It's not even windy.

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  1. Goddamn the Penguins. How am I supposed to work over here when there’s hot man meat cuddling puppies?? And Geno isn’t supposed to be hot – this is messing with the wiring of my brain. Dammit, Geno.

  2. The Penguins organization is run by geniuses. It’s like they can see into our souls and know EXACTLY what we want. I wish that more teams would follow their lead.

    Is Geno wearing sweatpants? No. Just no.

    James Neal sort of looks like a grown up version of Billy Elliot.

    • Pens Organization: You want to sell paper? Alright, we’ll get a few of our players to take pictures with it. Then we’ll put it in a calendar. Done.

    • Pants is gonna kill you for that Nealer comment, Chuck.

      • “Girls do football or boxing! Not ballet!” (Yelling in my very realistic British accent, verified by Cassie.)

      • Nuh-uh. She lurves me.

        And she knows its totally true.

  3. Penguins PR is by far in a league of their own!! Someone needs to nominate @PensPRLady for a Nobel Peace Prize or something!! Pure genius!!

  4. Scarlett Reply

    I may never recover from this…

  5. I am buying 1000 copies of this calendar and wallpapering my whole house with them.

    Also, I’m only nominating @PensPRLady for said Nobel prize when she provides pictures of the Letang and Crosby shots.

  6. Ashley Reply

    I totally just repeated Geno’s line (“leetle puppy” especially) over and over and over again, each time in a horrible Russian accent. Funny every time. Thank you so much. Made my week.