Welcome to the 2011-2012 Chicago Blackhawks season. Also known as Patrick Kane’s 10th birthday party.
Patrick is *really* excited because him mom got him a new Huffy bike and the double chocolate peanut butter ice cream cake that all the cool kids had last year. Duncan is psyched because he stole that kid’s cake and just ate the last piece he had in the shoebox under his bed. Now he’s coming for this cake.
Sharp is mentally calculating the value of the presents vs. the cost of the party and creating a Profits & Loss sheet. He’ll then determine the compounding interest forecast for investing in Patrick’s 11th birthday party. Economic indicators are not good.
Jonathan is figuring out how to get each of Patrick’s sisters alone in the treehouse and which one is mostly likely to believe he’s a doctor.
He’d better hurry, because Brent is planning to set that treehouse on fire.