Easy, breezy, beautiful. Now cut your hair.

And there’s adorable video too [link].

Spin like a ballerina!

The Bolts are 11-13-2, while the cross-state Panthers are killing it and leading the division.  That’s right, I said the PANTHERS.  Remember when Rob Niedermayer played for them?

Stunnas.

Stammer has 16 G/13 A, which puts him near the top in goals and points.

Lean back.

But they’re struggling to put together wins.  The Lightning have dropped 9 of 15 games, including the last 4 in a row.

Squishy is a distinguished gentleman.

They play tonight against a team with a worse record – the Islanders.  It would be nice to get a running start into tough road games against the Rangers and Flyers later this week.

Everybody loves Steven.

It’s good to be Tampa Bay! Evidently this 1-3-1 defense is flummoxing everyone and I don’t really understand why the Penguins or the Caps are having a problem with it NOW. Hasn’t Tampa had it ALL SEASON? Is it a surprise NOW? Do they need a special decoder ring because I’m pretty sure Pierre Maguire will share his! OK, maybe not but if you promise to make a play date with him, he just might.

damn you stamkos for your talent and cuteness - just stop it! NOW!

It sent the gorgeous Letang on an early vacation and it’s looking like Ovi is going to be doing the Turkish chicken dance in his speedo sooner rather than later without putting a ring on it AGAIN! And honestly, Washington’s Defense has been like Where’s Waldo? I said last week you need defense to win. But you need it for all three periods.

Whadda mean we can't play defense from here? we's suppose to be out thar?

I don’t mean to be Debbie Downer but I’m also a realist. I hope the Capitals can pull four wins out of their asses and I would totes love that. But Tampa has played well and I can give credit where credit is due. Squishy, Stamkos, Lecavalier along with Old Man Roloson have been troopers, plus having a bat-shit crazy coach probably helps! So tomorrow I may be posting photos of Ovi’s chicken dance in Turkey prepping you all for what’s to come for the next six months.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you!