Tomas Fleischmann – What's Up, Ya Sieve? http://whatsupyasieve.com WE’RE GIRLS. WE LOVE HOCKEY. WE WENT TO BOSTON UNIVERSITY, SO WE WATCH MIRACLE A LOT. Fri, 07 Oct 2016 18:09:07 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.4 Singing Loud For All to Hear http://whatsupyasieve.com/2015/12/15/singing-loud-for-all-to-hear/ http://whatsupyasieve.com/2015/12/15/singing-loud-for-all-to-hear/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2015 15:19:44 +0000 http://whatsupyasieve.com/?p=22528 I was blasting Adele to drown out my husband being waaaay ahead of me on Jessica Jones, when I finally got to this.

 

Turn it up.

Is there sugar in syrup?

Is there sugar in syrup?

 

Now, I can identify about two of the Canadiens by their faces, so I really wish this thing had nameplates. I turned to the team roster to find find the names of my new favorite hockey players.

Dale Weise: Best Jazz Hands

dale weise

You should see him build a snowman.

 

Brendan Gallagher: Most Likely to Add “Disney Prince” to his Tinder Profile

He is an assistant captain? He's eight years old.

He is an assistant captain? He’s eight years old.

 

Nathan Beaulieu: Best Cross-Promotion of Disney-Owned Property

Debut Single: "A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches (Dance Remix ft. Justin Bieber)"

Debut Single: “A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches (Dance Remix ft. Justin Bieber)”

 

Jeff Petry: TIE – Most Age-Inappropriate Haircut and Best Liar

He sings "God knows, I tried" without actually trying.

He sings “God knows, I tried” without actually trying.

 

Lars Eller: TIE – Most Likely to Star in Disney on Ice Presents: Frozen and/or Answer to the Name “Sven”

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My bad, Sven is the reindeer! He’s cute too. I mean Kristoff, apparently.

 

Tomas Fleischmann: Most Confused why North Americans Find this Funny

Also could be a Sven.

Also could be a Sven.

 

Mike Condon: Most Likely to Have a Go-To Karaoke Song (That is By Journey)

Hold on to that feeeeelayeeeeyang!

Hold on to that feeeeelayeeeeyang!

 

Torrey Mitchell: Most Emotive Performance in 4th Grade Class Play

It's all in the shoulder sway.

It’s all in the shoulder sway.

 

PK Subban: Moment You Realize “Let it Go” is Much Longer Than You Thought

Why is this buried at the 2:55 mark?

Why is this buried at the 2:55 mark?

 

Bless all the guys who are into this, but the real star is Carey Price. He looks like he wants to die.

Carey Price: Most Likely to Trade His Voice to Ursula for Legs to Get the Hell Out of Here

Thingamabobs? I got twenty.

Thingamabobs? I got twenty.

 

It will always bother me that “Let it go” is followed by “I am one with the wind and sky” instead of “wind and snow.” Yes, it rhymes the second line with the fourth, damn you ABAB scheme, but it rings awkwardly in my ear.

Though not as awkwardly as thinking of Elsa but seeing this in my mind:

Just wait till Pirates of the Caribbean karaoke, says Andrei Markov.

Just wait till Pirates of the Caribbean karaoke, says Andrei Markov.

 

Oh what fun that Canadiens are having among the NHL’s top three teams. Happy holidays to all. May Santa put copyright infringement lawsuits in your stockings!

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Take that you little French bastard ...

The bad news you say, the rumor mill is grinding again that GM-GM (GM George McPhee) is looking to trade Sasha Fierce (Semin) again for – God knows what – probably NOT A GOALIE. Since word is they feel they have solid goaltending. Say what? This makes me a very sad panda because I love me both Sashas.

the other sasha ...Sasha Fierce! Oh Snap!

The last time this rumor surfaced, they traded Tomas Fleischmann instead and got Scott Hannan. While Fleischmann is out for the season it isn’t like Hannan has been on fire.  At least he is a plus now instead of a minus like his first 6 games. But Hannan has been a total No-goalov and Sasha Fierce has been Hat-trick McHatty. So I guess we get to play the wait and see. I really hope my house is bugged so if you’re listening GM GM, don’t trade Sasha Fierce. You have other dead weight to deal with – it’s Russian but it’s not named Sasha.

 

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