Ryane Clowe – What's Up, Ya Sieve? http://whatsupyasieve.com WE’RE GIRLS. WE LOVE HOCKEY. WE WENT TO BOSTON UNIVERSITY, SO WE WATCH MIRACLE A LOT. Fri, 07 Oct 2016 18:09:07 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.4 Foxy Friday: These Pants http://whatsupyasieve.com/2013/08/02/foxy-friday-these-pants/ http://whatsupyasieve.com/2013/08/02/foxy-friday-these-pants/#comments Fri, 02 Aug 2013 15:05:51 +0000 http://wuys.wpengine.com/?p=17268 Some weeks are rough.  Chuck has worked 60 hours already and it’s not even noon.  I’ve had a few days that I could have done without.  We’re all mildly panicking because it’s August and we need to wear every dress and pair of open-toed heels before the weather turns.  We are not tan enough, haven’t been to a water park and pluot season is almost over.  The clock is ticking.

So what would be a nice way to relax on this summer Friday?

How about chocolate truffles, golf, and Steven Stamkos in bright blue pants.

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The Official Pants of the Tampa Bay Lightning.  The only way this is better is if that mason jar is full of margarita.

Steven’s been playing a lot of golf this summer – he’s very serious about it and keeps a tee behind one ear.

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Similarly ditched as he was at the RBC tournament, James Neal was air-drying his flow on the back nine…

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While Steven was being interviewed about how to appropriately wear this summer’s neon fashion trend.

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These photos are from the Clowe Purcell Golf Tournament (as in RyanE and Teddy), which raised over $120k this year [link].  Well done, boys.  Check out the Twitter feed, @ClowePurcell.

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Joey’s jealous because Chuck never made him a Foxy Friday.  Jon was rubbing it in, so Ryane Clowe came over to represent.

Tazer has two career fights, and he lost them both.  He’s a beast but I’m going to say that fighting Jumbo Joe (24 NHL fights, we’re he’s old) or Ryan(e) (50 NHL fights, including 12 last year) would not be a good idea.  Stitches in your lip are sexy once, Frankentoews.  But feel free to get angry because the Hawks have lost four in a row and still have five games left on this trip.

]]> http://whatsupyasieve.com/2012/02/11/fired-up/feed/ 10 Not to brag, but… http://whatsupyasieve.com/2011/09/15/not-to-brag-but/ http://whatsupyasieve.com/2011/09/15/not-to-brag-but/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 15:44:23 +0000 http://whatsupyasieve.com/?p=6942 While I was busy watching a Hugh Jackman movie last night, the Ghost in the Machine was drawing my fantasy hockey team.  I want this higher power to pick my outfits – look at this beauty!

When I named my team for Mike Green, that automatically meant I wouldn’t get him.  Happened last year with Getzlaf.  Good thing I didn’t name my team HOT DADS or I wouldn’t have gotten EStaal, Squishy, Ryan(e) Clow(e) or Cam Ward.

Pants is a good coach, and she babysits.

I won my fantasy league last year, thanks to a team build around EStaal.  I also had Clowe, Cam and Giordano – we’re just getting the band back together.  We mayneed a second bus for all our trophies: the Hart, Rocket Richard, Lady Byng and Letang’s solid-gold hair dryer.

I’d also like to nominate my team for Best Looking.  Just throwing it out there.  It won’t win us games, but it sure looks good in the handshake line.  Bet you can’t wait till it’s Team Photo day in the program!

Yes, there's a trophy for this too.

So, who wants Brodeur?

]]> http://whatsupyasieve.com/2011/09/15/not-to-brag-but/feed/ 9 A Day in the Life of a Hockey Shark http://whatsupyasieve.com/2011/05/18/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-hockey-shark/ http://whatsupyasieve.com/2011/05/18/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-hockey-shark/#comments Wed, 18 May 2011 13:00:35 +0000 http://whatsupyasieve.wordpress.com/?p=5228 Ever want to know what a day in the life of Ryan(e) Clow(e) is like?  

Well, my Sieves, your wish is granted…

Foxy Friday Honoree - Ryane Clowe

Pre-game Arts & Crafts
Call it a Cash Cab, ‘cuz he be money!
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Added bonus – Joey sans shirt!  But where are your muscles, guy? 

]]> http://whatsupyasieve.com/2011/05/18/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-hockey-shark/feed/ 1 Fins to the Left! http://whatsupyasieve.com/2011/05/02/fins-to-the-left/ http://whatsupyasieve.com/2011/05/02/fins-to-the-left/#comments Mon, 02 May 2011 20:42:38 +0000 http://whatsupyasieve.wordpress.com/?p=4934 I saved this photo back in March hoping someday I would get to use it.  San Jose has a 2-0 lead on the Red Wings and I think now is the time for inspiration.  For destruction.  I saw a guy on the Metro in a Wings shirt yesterday and I wished for an octopus to throw at him.  Gator’s from Detroit, she wanted to hug him instead.  There’s no hugging in hockey unless they’re FREE HUGS from WUYS-approved bromances.

San Jose won the first game 2-1 in OT and the second 2-1 in regulation.  Everyone’s got two assists: Rookie of My Life Logan Couture, Foxy Friday Ryan(e) Clow(e) and ASG prank mastermind Danny Boyle.

I don’t want to get ahead of myself.  These games are all nail-biters and no one makes me more nervous than Detroit.  This is just to keep the boys going.  Jumbo Joe is out to remind Chuck that back in ’97 she was swooning over his blond curls and Dunkin’ Donuts commercials.  He wants her to Feel the Teal.  (Okay sorry, that’s a terrible slogan.)

If there’s anyone we’d like to see go down it’s Detroit.  If there’s anyone who will make us eat our words and send their over-40s to shut us up, it’s Detroit.  So play on – Game 3 Wed at 5 PM PT.

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but i'm not a crier.

After last night’s devastation I am at a loss – so are the Kings – 3 to be precise. The Kings have to travel back to the shark tank and try to win one or go home. Dany Heatly seems to be up to some old tricks tripping Martinez which could have caused a serious injury and Jumbo Joe had enough time to toss kisses to Sharks Fans – Chuck! Chuck! Where are you?

Here is a post-game interview with Ryane Clowe – no wonder he keeps scoring – boy is CRAZY!

As for me, you play as a team, you lose as a team. Pull it together boys, or I’ll be eating Fatburgers and drinking Diet Cokes watching the Caps play for the Stanley Cup on Drew’s lap. Which, come to think of it, isn’t all the unappealing! 😉

after game day loss hang-over - i'm taking a bubble bath

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