Thanks Pants! Bet you're sorry now!

Alas, I am mad at Ryane because he made JToews sad. Steph and I only got to cheer 1 Blackhawks goal and spent the rest of the game getting booed.  I am taking it all back, Clowe.  But feel free to score tonight vs. Dallas and I will cheer for you again.

Speaking of Captain Serious, you should definitely go to a Blackhawks road game.  There were about 20 Hawks fans in the place and only 2 of us were girls.  Let’s just say pre-game skate FTW and it’s a good thing we were sitting down.  These guys are not like the Penguins who (while surrounded by fans even on the road) almost never interact with anyone.  The Hawks are not shy.  And Jonathan Toews looking right at you from six inches away… Stephanie practically had to mop me off the floor.

Sorry... what was I saying?

Dawn did not mention that in the Capitals 7-0 loss to the Rangers, Ovi dropped the gloves with Brandon Dubinsky.  The same guy Mike Green fought back in November!  This fight was much more manly, because Ovi is a scary dude. [Video]

How do you say "your mother" in Russian?

The Penguins extended their winning streak to 12 games and Crosby has points in 18 straight.  His career high streak is 19, which he’ll go for Tuesday vs. Philadelphia.  Marc-Andre Fleury is the #2 Star of the Week and Malkin is likely to return this week.  And this is still happening:

Whatever works.

Ryane has played the last 5 games on a line with rookies Logan Couture and Benn Ferriero (these names!) and they have 15 points collectively.  He’s also age-appropriate (28), since Chuck sometimes worries about me.

Nice guys let fans win at arm-wrestling.

Clowe is a fighter, having tilted against the likes of Parros, Iginla and Shawn Thornton.  He has 6 on the season so far, and according to hockeyfights.com he’s won 5 and had 1 draw.  He’s rocking the Bradley Cooper look, which we love on anyone who seems like they could handle a rough night in Vegas.  He cleans up nicely – I adore the overcoat he’s wearing in this video.  And he loves eggs forbreakfast.

Ryane and his girlfriend had a daughter this summer – we love cute dads!  The Sharks are full of ’em too.  Here’s hoping he continues to lead the rookie sensation line and rack up points for the Sharks.  I’ll let you know how the in-person view is after the game on Monday vs. Dallas.  If you want to find yourself a guy like Ryane, we suggest checking out his hometown.  You can find it here:

East. No, farther east.