I Said This How Many Weeks Ago – Drew?

I need my West Coast honey … You turned down a rumored 9 years /61.2 million. That would buy you a Krispy Kreme Franchise! OK – Tim Hortons – you could re-name it Doughty’s Donut Holes. I don’t care. Just sign. I know you don’t want to be tied down, well, not in that sense, nudge, nudge, […]

Sign Already – Damn it! I Command You!

Ok – so MelTing sent me this last week and I have been ‘in dispose’ as of late. Sorry sweet Mel – partner in DDTBG crime. But it doesn’t change two facts: ONE: Drew Doughty STILL hasn’t signed with the LA KINGS and TWO: it’s true that SOME HOW he got hotter over the summer. […]

Rumor Has It … Rumor Has It… Rumor Has it.

I’m leaving him for YOU. Cue Adele. Well. I heard a rumor that DDTBG was holding out for more dough, ah, I mean signing with the Kings because he was waiting to see what Shea Weber was going to do during his arbitration. Why you ask? Well the mill said he felt he was on […]

I'm Holding Out For More Of These Than Any Other LA King!

With the Free Agency thingy all done and gone, DDTBG didn’t quite get what he was hoping for. A restricted free agent, the cone of silence must have been deafening. “Can you hear me now?” is what Dean Lombardi’s morse code tapped out from LA to Canada in frosty covered sparkles. http://video.thescore.com/embed/the-peoples-reporter-1-on-1-with-drew-doughty Drew snapped back […]

Pants, Chuck – Our Summer is Booked.

After the NHL awards, we have try outs. I have you two booked on the East-coast for the Caps as Red Rockers and MelTing and I are booked for the West-coast try outs with the LA Kings Ice Crew. Yes, I know. Not very imaginative names for LA.  I was thinking we should be Ice […]

So I went to the gym today…

But my spin class was full. Sid: That’s Pants’ bike. Bergy: She has to sit by Sid. TBG Drew: Why? Bergy: Because he borrowed her capris. Sid: After she stole Patty’s shoes. Bergy: Because Sid sings along, but Pants drowns him out. Sid: You sing too. Bergy: Only when we go downhill to Lady Gaga.

Goes Together Like…

When I see this commerical, I think of Dawn, Ke$ha and TBG Drew Doughty.

This Week's Play-Offs Are Brought To You By The Letter "D".

I know what you’re thinking, I’m going to pull the obvious word out my butt, but not yet. I’ll get to Letang and dreamy Mike Green and someone else in a second. But first up, Jeremy Roenick has been harping on the first word, DISCIPLINE. Coming from JR, it conjures a couple of thoughts because […]

Shark Attack!

After last night’s devastation I am at a loss – so are the Kings – 3 to be precise. The Kings have to travel back to the shark tank and try to win one or go home. Dany Heatly seems to be up to some old tricks tripping Martinez which could have caused a serious injury and Jumbo […]

Ol' Black Magic.

This is how much I believe in Drew Doughty. I conjured up some photo shop skills and unleashed a magic spell of my own. Tonight, UNLEASH THE BEAST! Good luck Drew.


How did this happen? I don’t know. One minute it was 4-0 LA Kings and the next it was 5-3 and then 5-5. Drew Doughty – you broke my heart last night because you DIDN’T SHOW UP! Handing San Jose a franchise record of 5 goals in one period and one of only 4 NHL teams […]

Doughty Gets His On Own 'History Will Be Made' Spot!

Just when I said I couldn’t love him more? *sigh*

This Is How Much I Love Drew Doughty And The LA Kings!

Unfortunately Robot Chicken won’t let you upload the clip so you have to follow the (link) but it was Drew Doughty ALL NIGHT LONG! Chang- Ching! I couldn’t stand it last night! If the puck was anywhere near Drew it went in! He was the second star in the NHL behind Pavel Datsyuk; he tied the franchise record with an […]

Your Moment Of Play-Off Stress Relief Zen.

Kaner’s Stanley Cup Pants-Off Dance Off: Captain Serious – aka Jonathan Toews does an interview SHIRTLESS: Out and about in LA with Drew, Jarret and Matt from the LA Kings … YEOW! Drew looks Smokin’ HOT! And Scooter MaGoo …

What's Your NHL Superstition?

Here’s a video about various players spilling their OCD secrets from Captain Serious saying he doesn’t have any pre or post game rituals which I call BS on! No one with devil eyes like that can say he doesn’t have any – he may not want to tell anyone but I don’t believe for one hot minute he […]

This Is How I Feel Today!

And if both Drew Doughty and Kris Letang weren’t both in the play-offs, I’d suggest that either of them – oh hell they could take turns! – were the ones tickling me and I was the kitten! All my boys are in!

Drew Doughty Is a Sexy Beast = LA Kings In The Playoffs!

By the Power of Gray Skull! Evidently God decided to touch not only Drew (“It might be a huge one”),  she decided to touch a couple of  LA Kings last night (oh please – I would so like to switch places for one day!) and put them into the plaaaaaay ooooooffffsss! Let me hear a […]

Nothing to See Here

If Dawn watched this whole video and you asked her afterward about the Green Men, she won’t have even seen them. I don’t really get it with TBG Drew Doughty, but I know some of the ladies love him.  And he’s clearly been watching some Kris Letang footage because this is like a Pantene commercial. […]

I Need A Distraction.

Rarely can I find photos of TBG with his shirt off but I hit PAY DIRT today. Depressed about Ovi’s situation and not wanting an outburst from Pants if I post another shirtless picture of him, I went looking of some of my other honeys. and yes, I will get to Kris Letang because what is a day […]

Tiger Blood And Adonis DNA.

Best. Sunday. Ever. All my boys played and did well today! The Caps are ‘Winning’ and not like Charlie Sheen. They gave the smack down to Derp face and Charlie’s true other brother Kaner Sunday to make it eight straight! But not without some cardiac arrest allowing Derpy to score with like 40 seconds left to send the damn thing […]